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A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« on: September 01, 2023, 04:16:09 pm »
Meanwhile, in Nebraska ...

https://www.boston.com/news/national-news/2023/08/31/nebraska-man-bull-shotgun-car/?p1=hp_featurebox

A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun. He was let off with a warning.

“We’ve never dealt with anything quite like that before.”

By JOSH FUNK, Associated Press
updated on August 31, 2023 | 4:17 PM



A car driving with a bull in it was pulled over by police in northeast Nebraska’s biggest city.

Don’t worry, he didn’t steer.

Norfolk Police Capt. Chad Reiman said it didn’t take long for officers to track down the modified Ford Crown Victoria sedan with a bull riding shotgun after a 911 call about it driving on the main highway entering the city of roughly 24,000 Wednesday morning.

“We didn’t have a full understanding of it until we saw it,” Reiman said.

The car that Lee Meyer has driven in parades across the area for years has half the windshield and roof removed to make room for his bull, named Howdy Doody, to ride along. A yellow metal cattle gate serves as the passenger side door — allowing for the Watusi bull to be tied up — and a set of longhorns serves as a hood ornament. ...

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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2023, 04:23:37 pm »
That is hilarious.
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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2023, 04:27:54 pm »
I don't get it... So what's the problem?  :pondering: :shrug:

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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2023, 04:34:40 pm »
Bull wasn't wearing a seat belt?
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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2023, 07:03:31 pm »
This has to be the best story of the week.

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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2023, 07:37:51 pm »
That’s a very well-behaved bull. Mostly we don’t go anywhere near bulls. They can be mean and unpredictable.
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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2023, 10:16:50 pm »
I don't get it... So what's the problem?  :pondering: :shrug:
Dunno. Hope the police weren't shooting the bull, though...
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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2023, 01:36:05 am »
THAT is a VERY impressive set of horns,I don't care WHO you are!
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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2023, 03:25:27 am »
THAT is a VERY impressive set of horns,I don't care WHO you are!
"Just a safety check, sir. Horn?" (cop gets stupid look)
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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2023, 03:45:20 am »
Was the suspension modified? That's a lot of weight on one side of the car and the car isn't that much lower on that side.

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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2023, 05:48:30 am »
Wife probable will be looking up the conversion video on Youtube for the car if I get any wilder.
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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2023, 02:45:57 pm »
Was the suspension modified? That's a lot of weight on one side of the car and the car isn't that much lower on that side.

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I suspect that now only  was the chassis heavily fortified,but the "Bull side" has a BUNCH  of airbags.

I also suspect he can park the car anywhere he wants and not worry about anyone trying to steal it. There are watchdogs,and then there are massive bulls!
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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2023, 03:08:23 pm »
In other news, the Florida Man bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat...this week anyway! NB man, just come on back if you ever wanna try again.
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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2023, 05:31:15 pm »
Wife probable will be looking up the conversion video on Youtube for the car if I get any wilder.

Never thought of that... I guess they can't make you ride in the back of the pickup anymore... 
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Re: A Nebraska man was pulled over with his bull riding shotgun
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2023, 05:54:47 pm »
Never thought of that... I guess they can't make you ride in the back of the pickup anymore... 
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Just add a "seat belt"...