Party poopers: Hospitalizations for foreign objects in rectums on the rise

[Kamaji]

Party poopers:  Hospitalizations for foreign objects in rectums on the rise

By Jane Herz   
August 28, 2023

Bummer.

Nearly 4,000 people are hospitalized with foreign objects in their rectum each year, according to a new study published last month in The American Journal of Emergency Medicine — with many of the stuck items sexual objects.

Researchers at the University of Rochester in New York were stumped by the “little epidemiologic information on this condition,” so they decided to analyze emergency reports from 2012 to 2021.

The study — said to be the first “nationally representative data” on rectal foreign bodies in the US — found 38,948 emergency department visits based on 885 cases in this time period among party poopers older than 15.

Researchers scoured the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System for injuries involving the “pubic region” or “lower trunk,” with “an accompanying diagnosis of foreign body, puncture, or laceration.”

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Source:  https://nypost.com/2023/08/28/hospitalizations-for-foreign-objects-in-rectums-on-the-rise-study/

[Kamaji]

[mystery-ak]

My younger sister used to work at St Louis U Hosp...X-ray tech...night shift...boy did she have the stories and this was always the topic du jour...lol

[Weird Tolkienish Figure]

Is that where Biden's head is?

[corbe]

[DefiantMassRINO]

That's what happens when you go up a one way street in the wrong direction.

[Free Vulcan]

Exit only people, exit only.

[mountaineer]

My younger sister used to work at St Louis U Hosp...X-ray tech...night shift...boy did she have the stories and this was always the topic du jour...lol

That's the truth. Nothing like an urban ER for some late night fun and games. A friend of ours was a nurse in such a hospital in Pittsburgh, and she told of people walking in with ice picks sticking out of their heads. There probably were a few "rectal insertions," as well.

[catfish1957]

I see Richard Gere Syndrome hasn't subsided.

[roamer_1]

Now... Not sayin, but sayin: I am open minded enough to understand that some sort of pleasure is derived from 'the action'... What bothers me is the lack of sense... and the excuses as to why it got 'up there'...

Take a billiard ball... Now, there is a decided line of no return... Once you pass the 'equator', you ain't getting it back... Common sense should prevail...

And if you have a peanut butter jar (true story) stuffed up your southernmost pore, NOBODY, and I do mean nobody, is gonna believe you fell in the shower, landed on it, and up it went...

I mean the dumbassery involved not thinking forward enough to know the point of no return, requiring a crazy trip to the emergency room... You'd think one would naturally...

Well no, not naturally... The act is against nature... 

[andy58-in-nh]

(Obligatory) "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"

[mountaineer]

I see Richard Gere Syndrome hasn't subsided.

[Wingnut]

I see Richard Gere Syndrome hasn't subsided.

 Ho Boy!

[LMAO]

I guess I’m thankful that I worked in a fairly boring rural emergency room

[corbe]

   Since we're down there have you ever seen actual Xray's of Women with 2 VJJ's, I have. The patient's name was erased but I assume she's happily married.   

Uterus didelphys

[roamer_1]

   Since we're down there have you ever seen actual Xray's of Women with 2 VJJ's, I have. The patient's name was erased but I assume she's happily married.   

Uterus didelphys

To twins?