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10 Texas Commandments
« on: August 27, 2023, 05:01:19 pm »
A little levity for my fellow Texans...



A government big enough to give you everything you want
is a government big enough to take away everything you have.


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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2023, 05:19:14 pm »
11. Thou shalt not put beans in chili!
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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2023, 05:51:22 pm »
11. Thou shalt not put beans in chili!

12. Public Air Guitar of any ZZ Top tune is not only acceptable, but encouraged. 
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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2023, 06:06:52 pm »
12. Public Air Guitar of any ZZ Top tune is not only acceptable, but encouraged. 
13. Every male shall have at least one firearm in his home ready for quick retrieval and use.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2023, 06:11:37 pm »
Don't mess with TX!!  Ya gotta love our TX Briefers!!  3333hugs
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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2023, 06:29:56 pm »
11. Thou shalt not put beans in chili!

This has been an on going debate.  I'd never make it in TX. I always put beans of some sort in my chili -- it gives it the extra 'umph' in my opinion.  To bean or not to bean???  If you're from TX -- I've learned it's a no-no.

Whether you fall in the beans or no beans camp, chili is one of the most satisfying ways to feed a hungry crowd. Especially when served with a hunk of cornbread on the side. Or is it Saltine crackers? That's a debate for another day…

....So cornbread or crackers?

I do both.  Oyster crackers inside the chili and cornbread on the side.  :shrug:

https://www.southernliving.com/food/dish/chili/chili-recipe-debate-with-or-no-beans

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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2023, 06:31:18 pm »
13. Every male shall have at least one firearm in his home ready for quick retrieval and use.

#13 should be mandated in every state.  But just males?  I'd say every male AND female...
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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2023, 06:47:37 pm »
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Re: 10 Texas Commandments
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2023, 08:22:47 pm »
#13 should be mandated in every state.  But just males? I'd say every male AND female...
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