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Today's Toons 8/14/23
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Just Stop Oil protestors delayed traffic in Europe by super-gluing themselves to freeways and airport runways Friday. The public is furious at them. Police in England asked a man who witnessed five men attacking a climate protestor why he didn't help, and the man said he thought five was enough.


California partition activists want to divide the Golden State into 3 parts---small, medium and extra pretentious.


President Biden hosted a civil rights commemoration at the White House Tuesday and gave a talk on climate change. Joe's such a joy to watch. The same day President Biden sent his condolences on the death of Sinead O'Connor and thanked her for her thirty-five years of service on the Supreme Court.


The New York Post reports Hunter Biden sold one of his paintings for over one million dollars to an L.A. Democratic donor who was then named to a prestigious art commission. He has aspirations to achieve notoriety as an artist, and I'm rooting for him. Hunter signs all his paintings Vincent Van Blow.


Devon Archer told his House interviewers Hunter Biden put his father on speakerphone twenty times while hustling foreign clients. The mainstream press will treat Devon Archer's testimony the same way President Biden treated his seventh grand-kid. In four years they'll acknowledge its existence.


Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnel caused alarm Thursday when he complexly froze for eighteen seconds and stared silently at reporters while addressing a press briefing. The Internet went crazy just because McConnell froze. We finally get a politician to shut up and we're complaining?


House Oversight Committee heard testimony from Hunter's ex-business partner Devon Archer Monday. Last week Committee Democrats were outraged when a GOP member held up porn images of Hunter Biden during the whistleblower hearing. That kind of material belongs in a children's library.


Trump was late for a TV interview today. His schedule is exhausting. At one point, he was running 3 indictments behind.


NY Times 2024 presidential poll shows voters evenly divided between the indicted and soon-to-be impeached.


Hunter Biden's ex-partner Devon Archer gave a transcribed interview on Capitol Hill to spell out Joe Biden's involvement. The millions Hunter raised are impressive. Most guys who smoke crack are financially limited to whatever money the Tooth Fairy leaves them every time another one falls out.


Trump indicted on 4 counts so far for doubting the 2020 election. We're still waiting for the mail-in counts to come in.


Jason Aldean's ballad Try That in a Small Town rocketed to the top of the Billboard chart despite protests against the music video that aided urban rioting. Their reaction is hysterical. A psychiatrist needs to go on The View and ask the panelists to show him on the doll where the country song hurt them.


Special Counsel Jack Smith indicted Donald Trump Tuesday in what's sure to be a free speech landmark case. GOP pundits keep saying it's unprecedented in American history, but it's happened before. Donald Trump is the second U.S. president to be impeached and indicted for humiliating Hillary.


Barack Obama told President Biden at their lunch Thursday that Donald Trump was going to be a formidable challenge to Democrats in 2024. Later that day, Biden put in an urgent call to the leader of Australia. To get enough jurors for all the court cases against Trump, we'll have to import kangaroos.


Apparently we learned today it's a federal crime to say out loud you've been cheated. It left Hillary speechless.


It was one thing for ABC News to re-edit Trump's January 6th speech to make it look like he was inciting a riot, but I thought the dubbing in German was a little over the top.


Barack Obama dropped by Joe Biden's beach house for lunch Thursday and said he'll do all he can on the campaign trail and in media to re-elect Joe in 2024. The president couldn't contain his glee. After the lunch Biden ran out to the beach and told Jill he was just endorsed by Denzel Washington.


Hunter Biden's partner Devon Archer's transcribed revelations were released on Thursday, confirming Joe Biden met in person at a dinner with Hunter and his overseas business investors in 2015. Democrats called his affidavit Russian disinformation. That was in honor of Throwback Thursday.


If history repeats itself there'll be an indictment for Trump, but after midnight 12,000 indictments will come in for Biden. Arizona is always slow reporting.


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Re: Today's Toons 8/14/23
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2023, 08:13:41 am »
Good stuff, @pookie18 !  Thanks!! 
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Re: Today's Toons 8/14/23
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2023, 10:41:38 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 8/14/23
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2023, 11:42:36 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 8/14/23
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2023, 01:34:16 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/14/23
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Re: Today's Toons 8/14/23
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2023, 02:11:52 pm »
Thank you Pookie

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Re: Today's Toons 8/14/23
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2023, 02:12:25 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.

You're welcome, as always, Polly Ticks!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/14/23
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2023, 02:12:52 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!

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Re: Today's Toons 8/14/23
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2023, 04:31:20 pm »
G'day, Pookie!

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« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2023, 06:18:41 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/14/23
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2023, 06:26:50 pm »
Thanks for the Monday edition of Pookie Toons and Argus Extras!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 8/14/23
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2023, 06:48:33 pm »
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, as always, Smokin Joe!

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« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2023, 06:48:53 pm »
Thanks for the Monday edition of Pookie Toons and Argus Extras!!!

My pleasure, as ever, CL!