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What will bidet do to lower gas prices before the election

Open the leasing and pipelines
2 (18.2%)
Pull from the depleted Strategic Oil Reserve
2 (18.2%)
Buy oil from Russia
1 (9.1%)
Give the Saudis nuclear weapons to sell oil to the US
2 (18.2%)
Do nothing and leave before the election
4 (36.4%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: September 07, 2023, 02:35:47 pm

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Offline corbe

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What will bidet do to lower gas prices before the election
« on: August 08, 2023, 02:35:47 pm »
  With Gas prices rising and the upcoming election bidet must get that commodity to more affordable levels to have a chance in his reelection.  He has few options.
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Re: What will bidet do to lower gas prices before the election
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2023, 02:40:23 pm »
Could you add "urinate in the gas tank"?
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Re: What will bidet do to lower gas prices before the election
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2023, 02:58:39 pm »
Nuclear option except it will be Iran.  :smokin:
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Re: What will bidet do to lower gas prices before the election
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2023, 03:02:45 pm »
I voted for the first option, because IIRC Obama did actually fold and go full fossil fuel before the last election. "Fracking" was the thing back then.
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Re: What will bidet do to lower gas prices before the election
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2023, 03:27:10 pm »
I went with something different, there aint squat left in the SR so I think the old fool will drop back to the democrats tried and true. Brandon will deny any shortage, blame the oil companies for creating a false environment to make 'obscene' profits off poor Americans, and cap it off by bragging how he has removed thousands more acres of BLM from being able to be drilled on................all to save mother Gaia and us from ourselves of course!
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Re: What will bidet do to lower gas prices before the election
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2023, 07:07:29 pm »
Quote from: Weird Tolkienish Figure on August 08, 2023, 03:02:45 pm
I voted for the first option, because IIRC Obama did actually fold and go full fossil fuel before the last election. "Fracking" was the thing back then.

I did as well

But the drilling restrictions will be put back in place after he wins reelection
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Re: What will bidet do to lower gas prices before the election
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2023, 08:54:46 pm »
Quote from: GtHawk on August 08, 2023, 03:27:10 pm
I went with something different, there aint squat left in the SR so I think the old fool will drop back to the democrats tried and true. Brandon will deny any shortage, blame the oil companies for creating a false environment to make 'obscene' profits off poor Americans, and cap it off by bragging how he has removed thousands more acres of BLM from being able to be drilled on................all to save mother Gaia and us from ourselves of course!



I sure wouldn't bet against that.
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