Canada Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says he and his wife Sophie are separating

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Canada Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says he and his wife Sophie are separating
By Reuters   
August 2, 2023 12:33pm

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his wife Sophie are separating and have signed a legal agreement, his office said in a statement on Wednesday that appeared to mark the end of the couple’s 18-year marriage.

“They have worked to ensure that all legal and ethical steps with regards to their decision to separate have been taken, and will continue to do so moving forward,” it said.

Trudeau, 51, and Sophie, 48, were married in late May 2005. They have three children.

“They remain a close family and Sophie and the Prime Minister are focused on raising their kids in a safe, loving and collaborative environment,” said the statement. “The family will be together on vacation, beginning next week.”

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https://nypost.com/2023/08/02/justin-trudeau-says-he-and-his-wife-sophie-are-separating/

[cato potatoe]

I hope she's moving in with a trucker.

[Wingnut]

Closeted gay socialist lifestyle caught up to him.

[libertybele]

Closeted gay socialist lifestyle caught up to him.

Indeed.

[mountaineer]

https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1686781929918545927

stanley ness
@NessStanley
How soon before he transitions?
4:23 PM · Aug 2, 2023

[mountaineer]

[libertybele]

What a good little boy. 

[mountaineer]

Trudeau's Divorce Leaves Nation In Shock That He Was Married To A Woman
Celebs · Aug 2, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

OTTAWA, CANADA — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the separation from his wife of 18 years Tuesday, shocking millions of Canadians who reportedly had no clue the effeminate leader had been married this whole time, least of all to a woman.

"Oh wow, he was married?" said normal Canadian woman Jill Thorleaf. "That's nice. Wait -- to a woman? Really?? Huh. Wow. I had no idea. Good for him."

In a brief statement, Trudeau called for privacy as his life crumbled around him. "Please stop asking if Sophie was really a woman," said a tearful Trudeau. "You're hurting my feelings! Sophie is real. She's real! The next person who asks is getting curb stomped by a Mountie!"

Trudeau's Canadian wife, who no one has ever seen and may not exist, has reportedly had her bank account and assets frozen pending reconciliation.  ...

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Trudeau's Divorce Leaves Nation In Shock That He Was Married To A Woman
Celebs · Aug 2, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

OTTAWA, CANADA — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the separation from his wife of 18 years Tuesday, shocking millions of Canadians who reportedly had no clue the effeminate leader had been married this whole time, least of all to a woman.

"Oh wow, he was married?" said normal Canadian woman Jill Thorleaf. "That's nice. Wait -- to a woman? Really?? Huh. Wow. I had no idea. Good for him."

In a brief statement, Trudeau called for privacy as his life crumbled around him. "Please stop asking if Sophie was really a woman," said a tearful Trudeau. "You're hurting my feelings! Sophie is real. She's real! The next person who asks is getting curb stomped by a Mountie!"

Trudeau's Canadian wife, who no one has ever seen and may not exist, has reportedly had her bank account and assets frozen pending reconciliation. If she returns home and lets her husband decorate the living room of the Rideau Cottage the way he wants, she will be welcomed back with open arms. "The ball is in her court," Trudeau maintained. "She has to stop having her own opinions and feelings."

"Or else," he added ominously.

At publishing time, the Canadian press was mourning what has been deemed a terrible setback for interracial marriage in Canada.

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https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeaus-divorce-leaves-nation-in-shock-that-he-was-married-to-a-woman

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