Today's Toons 7/17/23

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The Justice Department issued a report on the prison death of Jeffrey Epstein Monday asserting that the underage girl pimp to powerful politicians committed suicide. I was very surprised to hear that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide. Imagine how surprised he must have been.

IRS official Gary Shapley revealed details of Hunter Biden's racket Tuesday. He shook down foreign officials for millions then laundered it through dozens of banks before it could be traced to the Bidens. It just shows how the first fifteen minutes on crack makes you REALLY attentive to details.

California Governor Gavin Newsom addressed a Democratic dinner in Idaho Monday which got huge social media play and cable news encouragement. You can tell the Deep State is anxious to push Biden out the door. The feds found cocaine at the White House on Tuesday and not at Mar-a-Lago.

Daily Variety noted a bright pink Barbie Dollhouse mansion is now perched in Malibu as part of the publicity for the movie Barbie's international release in two weeks. And to show support for women's rights worldwide, Mattel plans to create Afghan Barbie. Don't we already have blow-up dolls?

Independence Day was enjoyed with fireworks celebrating July 4th, 1776. It's perhaps the greatest day in the history of ammunition sales. The War of Independence started with the Shot Heard 'Round the World and to this day every Monday newscast begins with the weekend totals from Chicago.

The Weather Channel reported Friday on the continued presence of a high pressure heat dome over the country that is bringing miserable hot weather to the nation on July 4th. The humidity makes it worse the further east you go. This week the South is hotter than Hunter Biden's kitchen spoon.

The Women of the View ripped the GOP presidential field Friday. They accuse Indo Americans Nikki Haley and Vivek Ramaswamy, African American Tim Scott, and Cuban American Frances Suarez of being white supremacists. It appears white supremacists are the most diverse group in the U.S.

America hasn't lost ALL its marbles but there's definitely a hole in the bag.

Now who says the White House is all talk and no substance?

The Washington Post reported the Secret Service discovered white powder in the White House on Tuesday which turned out to be cocaine. That's the drug that signifies success in show business. It's the first sign that Joe Biden is so funny that he's just been made a paid regular at the Comedy Store.

Bobby Kennedy's campaign reported Sunday it raised ten million dollars last month from large and small donors from both Democrats and Republicans. RFK has a populist message that's anti-war and centrist. The political and media Establishment is getting so nervous Trump could get the month off.

President Biden addressed reporters and ripped the Supreme Court Friday and stood by his son Hunter. It's always an adventure when Joe wanders off the Teleprompter. President Biden insisted that American families are much better off financially because of their untaxed income from Burisma.

Inflation is so bad that next to the cocaine the Secret Service found a rolled up $1000 bill.

Regarding the cocaine left in the White House, the Epstein cameras were used for surveillance.

White House security sweep found a small bag of cocaine so we know it wasn't Hunter's.

The Biden Administration gave the go ahead for the construction of three massive wind farms in the ocean fifteen miles off the Jersey shore Friday that can power five hundred thousand homes. It’s no secret that Biden likes wind power. That’s apparent from all the blow they found in the White House.

Ex-CIA chief James Clapper told CNN the cocaine in the White House has all the earmarks of Trump- Colombia collusion.

I state it was Hunter in the East Room Library with a rolled up $100 bill.

California was ranked America’s craziest state in a national poll Friday. Just when you thought California couldn’t get any crazier we’ve started paroling members of the Manson Family. Just this week, Leslie Van Houten gets out of prison and she already has a job lined up as a panelist on The View.

If there's anything you need getting done here in LA, I'm your guy. The cops can't arrest me because I identify as Hunter Biden.

The DEA says illegal drugs are a serious problem in public housing. But enough about the White House.

President Biden touted his economic policies he calls Bidenomics Thursday in a speech in South Carolina. It's Biden's task to convince people they are better off than they think they are. Inflation is so bad that next to the cocaine they discovered in the White House was a rolled-up thousand-dollar bill.

Treasury Secretary Janet Yellin flew to Beijing to meet with the Chinese Ministry of Finance Thursday. It's two weeks after Secretary of State Anthony Blinken flew there to meet with China's Foreign Minister. China sends spy balloons over the U.S. and we respond with a lot of Blinkin and Yellin.

-- Argus Hamilton

[Polly Ticks]

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[Jimino]

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[pookie18]

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You're welcome, Polly Ticks!

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Mornin' & my pleasure, Jimino!

[Smokin Joe]

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[ricebug]

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[pookie18]

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