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My wife loves the images of fat rich piggies on slot machines so, naturally, on July 3 she played the machines with that porcine image. Our strategy, as always, was to put $20 into the slots and to cash out whenever the winnings go over about $30. That way the most we can lose for the evening would be limited to the initial $20 in the machine. After cashing out we place another $20 in the machine and if we lose that then we are done for the day. However, if we win again we repeat the process of cashing upon winning and then recycling $20 back into the slots. However, we don't take the chance of pressing Lady Luck too much, and like we did in this session, left the casino while still in the plus win category even though it was modest. That way we are more likely to return again in a week or two.

As you can see here, although the overall winnings were modest, they did pretty much pay for our July 4 picnic consisting of smoked turkey, chili cheese fries, and, above all, the Picanha steak. Oh, and we are not forgetting the watermelon and beer. Thank you Rich Little Piggies!


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Re: VIDEO: Lucky Wife WIN$$$ at Piggie Slots Paid for July 4 Picnic
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2023, 09:18:23 pm »
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Re: VIDEO: Lucky Wife WIN$$$ at Piggie Slots Paid for July 4 Picnic
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2023, 09:32:05 pm »
The last time I did a slot machine... err...

I have never played one...

I also never bought a lottery ticket. I did enjoy nickel-dime-quarter poker in college... as long as I didn't lose over $10 dollars. Just wasn't my cup of tea...

I did manage to waste about 8k hours on a video game.... Yes, basically a year (though some of it was just death leveling and not actually playing).
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