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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

The New York Post published the latest Gallup Poll which showed only twenty-three percent of Americans are satisfied with the way things are going in the U.S. If that includes you, I can only tell you to stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California and New York.

The Wall Street Journal reports that Black Lives Matter is now facing bankruptcy. After raising over ninety million dollars in donations from supporters, BLM is nine million dollars in debt. The organization probably really regrets buying so much stock in Disney and Target and in Anheuser-Busch.

Oprah Winfrey could be named to California’s U.S. Senate seat by Gavin Newsom if Dianne Feinstein steps down, but it’d be just for one year as Schiff and Lee campaign for the seat. Oprah’s past would keep her from ever keeping it. There are way too many clips of her being nice to Trump on her talk show.

President Biden was hit by a CNN poll Friday which showed that two-thirds of Americans think his re-election would either be a disaster or bad for America. There's growing concern about Joe's health. Last year on Memorial Day President Biden went to a cemetery and had to show an ID to get out.

President Biden was hit by a CNN poll on Friday that says two-thirds of Americans believe that a second Biden term would be disastrous for the country. The top issue concerning voters today is certainly no secret. When a recent poll asked Americans if inflation is affecting you, 320% answered yes.

The L.A. Dodgers initially disinvited the transgender nun group that makes fun of Catholics but re-invited them under pressure to Pride Night. Dodger Stadium is surrounded by 3 million Hispanic Catholics. It's the dumbest thing the Dodgers have done since they honored Rodney King on Bat Night.

Playboy just launched an online magazine. They've really gone woke. Miss June's measurements are 38-24-34-6.

Bud Light reports business down thirty percent Thursday, costing Anheuser-Busch billions since angering customers with its woke transgender marketing campaign. It's a real mess. Either way, I'm glad to see it only took the fired marketing director for Bud Light one month to get hired by the Dodgers.

House Republicans plan to cite FBI Director Chris Wray for contempt of Congress. They are demanding and he's refusing to turn over a document that whistleblowers say reveals a pay-for-play bribery scheme involving Joe Biden and a foreign national. The FBI said you have to be more specific.

Mike Pence ripped the L.A. Dodgers for saluting Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence trans nun group that mocks Catholicism. The stadium sits in a neighborhood of one million Hispanic Catholics. For its next community goodwill gesture, the Dodgers will host Prophet Mohammed Bobble Head Doll Night.

President Biden caused concern Thursday when he fell down onstage after his speech to the Air Force Academy. It's no accident California's Senate just passed a new bill that would legalize LSD. You can't watch a president who keeps tripping and not want to tune in, turn on, and drop out with him.

President Biden is an active cyclist and he'll be representing our country in this year's Tour de Klutz.

ABC's Women of the View discussed the GOP presidential nomination race Wednesday and they called Governor Ron DeSantis a pint-size Mussolini. The ladies routinely refer to Trump as Hitler, ignoring the fact that Trump has three Jewish grandchildren. That is ONE terrible Hitler impression.

In the president's honor his Pennsylvania hometown has just been renamed Biden Falls.

I'm just OK during Pride Month. But just wait until Sloth Month or Gluttony Month. That's my time to shine.

Grocery stores now giving away Bud Light for free. President Biden said I told you we would beat inflation!

-- Argus Hamilton