Wish some singer songwriter would do a ditty...... "Speed Bumps and Road Kill"
@catfish1957You know, I write country songs....
I was driving home one summer night,
When there to my surprise
Was a bunch of hairy-armpit chicks
And some squirrelly-looking guys
They were sittin' right there in the middle of the road
Holdin' signs for all to see
Telling me Mother Earth was mad
'Cause I own an SUV.
But now they're Speed Bumps and Road Kill
They all thought I'd drive around
Speed Bumps and Road Kill
'Cause I put the hammer down
Now I would never hurt a fly
Though I've bagged a couple deer
But us normal folks don't care for commies
On our highways here...
Key of G.. C.. D (Chorus - G C G E D) Got it in my head already...