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Today's Toons 4/17/23
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Biden's plan for the economy includes infrastructure, housing and antidepressant sales when Trump gets acquitted.

On my March Madness card my Final Four had B of A, Wells Fargo, Chase and JP Morgan

The odds of a fair trial for Trump in New York are the same as a straight white male Tony win.

New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg got his grand jury to indict Trump on charges widely regarded as flimsy after the jury went two months hearing no defense evidence. That's why they say a district attorney can indict a ham sandwich. But this would be the first time that the ham sandwich won the case.

Senate Republicans expressed fury Monday that reporter Matt Taibibi's home was visited by the IRS the same day he testified in Congress against government censorship on Twitter. We've jumped the shark. If the Founders who wrote the U.S. Constitution were alive today they'd be on the FBI's watch list.

Donald Trump won't have to post bail after arraignment today. He's certainly not a flight risk. Trump may someday leave us for a younger, hotter country, but he'll never find one with bigger boobs.

President Biden honored Transgenders, who are four-tenths of one percent of the U.S. population, by declaring Saturday to be Transgender Rights Day in the United States. On the next night, even the Country Music Awards featured drag queens. Next year's winner for best song, Stand by Your Trans.

I'm grateful to President Biden for having the courage to say the things the rest of us are too smart to say.

I think America could be energy self sufficient again if our oil wells self-identified as trans windmills.

Hunter Biden's paintings will go on display in an art gallery in the Soho District in New York this week. Hunter's latest painting depicts his father President Biden playing bridge with the Attorney Merrick Garland, FBI Director Chris Wray and New York D.A. Alvin Bragg. The title is Four No Trump.

New York's D.A. charged Trump with an expired misdemeanor without specifying the federal crime that resurrected it to a felony. I'm NOT saying Manhattan is a banana republic operating a kangaroo court. But when you go to Manhattan Zoo and see the kangaroos eating bananas you do start to wonder.

New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg charged Trump with defrauding voters in the 2016 election by actions he took in 2017. Bragg added that hush money records to a porn star and Playmate covered an unnamed federal crime. The torn off mattress tag found in Trump's wallet probably seals his conviction.

Donald Trump's son Eric released campaign fundraising numbers Wednesday which showed that Trump raised ten million dollars since the indictment was announced Friday. Trump, if nothing else, is a genius at making money. It took him five days to turn a $130,000 investment into ten million dollars.

Anheuser Busch sparked a customer boycott angry over Bud Light celebrating trans-gender rights by putting trans-influencer Dylan Mulvaney's picture on the cans and cartons. The anger is real. In just two days Anheuser Busch has gotten more people to quit drinking than AA has in eighty-eight years.

Another Russian oligarch died today from a fall down the stairs. The death toll continues to mount in TikTok's Joe Biden Challenge.

When I read of China slaves working 84 hours a week to make solar panels I worry if they'll find the time to make my cell phone.

I'd like to shake the hand of the man who said he'll release the Epstein passenger list but we're not going to dig him up for that.

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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2023, 11:12:44 am »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2023, 11:30:22 am »
Quote from: verga on April 17, 2023, 11:12:44 am
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2023, 11:49:14 am »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2023, 02:09:13 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2023, 02:56:43 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on April 17, 2023, 11:49:14 am
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2023, 02:57:18 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on April 17, 2023, 02:09:13 pm
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the toons!

Mornin' & you're welcome, as always, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2023, 03:35:35 pm »
Thanks, pookie!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2023, 04:15:53 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on April 17, 2023, 03:35:35 pm
Thanks, pookie!

My pleasure, as ever, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2023, 04:28:48 pm »


All politicians and bureaucrats are like this. I don't know for sure, but it is a safe bet that former bartender AOC is worth $10s of millions in just a couple of years.
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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2023, 07:50:17 pm »
Mornin @pookie18  :seeya:
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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2023, 08:21:07 pm »
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2023, 10:21:20 am »
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Re: Today's Toons 4/17/23
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2023, 10:21:57 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 17, 2023, 08:21:07 pm
Thanks for the Monday Toons and Argus Extras, Pookie!!!!

You're welcome, CL!
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