Well ladies, just so happens I didn't get the jab... and well, still can't do anything about this... cause my wife has me well trained with buttermilk biscuits and a well read Bible.
Hold it, I have 4 boys and need some grandkids before I leave this realm... all you have to do is say "I do" and mean it, and keep them boys in line... for that you will need the good Lord's hand in that marriage, and perhaps a good cattle prod (and lots of forgiveness going both ways). I don't care what you look like, as long as you got a good God-fearing heart and a strong working back to be a good help-mate.
P.S. I am quite the romantic ain't I ??? No pot-shots from the balcony section please.