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President Xi Arrives To Inspect Newest Chinese Colony
U.S.
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Nov 16, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

https://babylonbee.com/news/president-xi-arrives-to-inspect-his-colony-in-the-americas







SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The most honorable and benevolent Supreme Leader of the glorious Chinese Empire
arrived in San Francisco this week to inspect his newest colony in The Americas.

Local magistrates were on site to receive the Chinese President.

"Hmmm yes, everything seems to be in order," said the Most Divine President Xi as he drove past a row of
peasants waving the beautiful flag of the Chinese Communist Party. "My faithful Steward Newsom seems to
be keeping my western kingdom clean and orderly. There is not one vagabond or pile of dookie as far as the
eye can see!"

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Communist Dictator Welcomes President Xi
POLITICS
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Nov 15, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

https://babylonbee.com/news/communist-dictator-meets-with-president-xi






SAN FRANCISCO, CA — On the freshly scented avenues of San Francisco, a summit was held today between one of the
most feared communist dictators in the world and President Xi.

"Glorious, Most Excellent Chairman, meet President Xi," said aides as Gavin Newsom shook hands with President Xi.
"Please allow us to escort you through the streets of our communist utopia, freshly cleaned of poo and poors."

The iron-fisted tyrant showed Mr. Xi around San Francisco, pointing out all the private property he had seized or destroyed.
"The truly satisfying part is when you openly show how the rules crushing their lives do not apply to you," explained Newsom.
"Yes, Mr. Xi - you are far too soft psychologically on your subjects, trying to sell them on the idea that you are all serving a
common cause in union. You must force them to serve your cause, while openly flaunting that you don't even believe in the
cause and will do whatever you wish. That, my friend, is how you truly break their spirit."

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45 Things Trump Is Promising For His Second Term
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Nov 14, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

https://babylonbee.com/news/45-things-trump-has-promised-in-his-second-term








It's November! That means it's almost December, which means it's almost 2024, which means
it'll eventually be election time. It'll be here before you know it, and former President Donald
Trump has rolled out his ambitious agenda once he is inevitably re-elected.

Through top-secret sources, The Babylon Bee has obtained this list of 45 things Donald Trump
is promising for his second term:

1 Make America great again again

2 Trade all Hollywood celebs for hostages in Gaza

3 Put the dollar sign back in Kesha's name

4 Remove the extra-innings ghost runner and pitch clock from baseball and exile Rob Manfred to Canada

5 Make the southern border an epic American Ninja Warrior course so only the best ninja warriors get into the country

6 Require all Marvel superheroes to be male

7 Make McDonald's go back to the old yellow and red color scheme

8 Launch a federal investigation into why Chrome uses so much RAM

9 Ban iPad tipping

10 Immediately declare war on California

11 Revoke the license of anyone driving more than 5 MPH under the speed limit

12 Require Starbucks baristas to wear badges stating they are either biologically male or biologically female

13 Federal mandate that everyone play by the actual Monopoly rules with none of this woke "get money on Free Parking" garbage

14 Only allow real boobs on the White House lawn

15 Legalize shooting people if they take off their shoes on an airplane

16 Remove the changing table from the presidential bathroom

17 Re-designate June as "Heterosexual Pride Month"

18 Paint epic flames on the sides of the presidential limo

19 Ban talking on speakerphone in public

20 Re-name Washington football team "Redskins" per request of an overwhelming percentage of Native Americans

21 Ban the sale of firearm magazines that hold fewer than 30 rounds

22 Grant Texas sovereignty

23 Double the amount of Robert E. Lee statues nationwide

24 Purchase Canada and make Trudeau pay for it

25 Make talk-to-text in public punishable by hanging

26 Require real estate agents to use the term "master bedroom" again

27 Require watching all seasons of The Apprentice on the U.S. citizenship exam

28 7-Eleven will only be allowed to serve Big Gulps, nothing smaller

29 Ban Taylor Swift from attending football games

30 Appoint Buffalo Hat Guy head of Capitol security

31 Take over Japan to secure sushi supply

32 Make everyone involved in his prosecution wear giant banana costumes for the rest of their lives

33 Declare Kid Rock's birthday a national holiday

34 Designate Harvard University as a terrorist organization

35 Secure the permanent return of the McRib

36 Free the space aliens being held captive in Pentagon basement

37 End the bloody civil war between North Dakota and South Dakota

38 Sign Shohei Ohtani to a $600-million, 10-year contract with the Republican congressional softball team

39 Cancel Amazon's Rings of Power

40 Renew Amazon's Rings of Power just so he can cancel it a second time

41 Fix Taco Bell's lettuce-to-cheese ratio

42 Provide every household with a free gas stove

43 Replace all water fountains with Diet Coke

44 Require Henry Cavill's mustache to be re-applied via CGI in every frame of Justice League

45 Break out of federal prison

Talk about an impressive agenda! Now, if Trump makes it back into the White House in a year,
you'll know what to expect.

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Newsom Assures Homeless They Can Resume Pooping On Sidewalks Once His Boss Leaves
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Nov 13, 2023 · BabylonBee.com





SAN FRANCISCO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom initiated a last-minute cleanup of San Francisco
ahead of a visit from China's communist dictator President Xi. He assured all unhoused persons in the area
that they may resume their normal practice of sidewalk defecation as soon as his boss has left town.

"Please, we need to try and keep the place clean just for a few days while my boss is here," said Newsom
in a press conference surrounded by a horde of angry homeless people. "Please don't mess it up for me and
President Xi. I really want to impress him. Please hold it in for a couple of days. Just clench or something.
After that, you may poop to your heart's content. Thank you."

"Please," he added. "If I play my cards right, Xi may even let me become President. This is huge for me."


https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-assures-homeless-they-can-resume-pooping-on-streets-once-his-boss-leaves

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Starbucks Workers To Begin Placing Yellow Star Sticker On Jewish Customers' Cups
WORLD
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Nov 13, 2023 · BabylonBee.com





SEATTLE, WA — In an effort to smooth things over with the Jewish community after baristas voiced support for Hamas,
coffee giant Starbucks has begun to give Jewish customers a little something extra by placing a yellow star sticker on
their coffee cups.

"We value our Jewish customers and want everyone to know exactly who they are," said Starbucks spokesperson Dan
Spivey. "We don't want any of our customers to feel alienated or discriminated against, so we're placing these yellow
stars on the cups of our Jewish customers to make sure they are fully recognized."


https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-workers-to-begin-placing-yellow-star-sticker-on-jewish-costumers-cups

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