Selfish DeSantis Takes Entire Red Wave For Himself

[mystery-ak]

Selfish DeSantis Takes Entire Red Wave For Himself
Politics · Nov 10, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

TALLAHASSEE, FL — The 2022 midterm elections ended with a heap of disappointments and shattered expectations for the Republican party. As the nation waits patiently for final tallies to trickle in and determine party power, one thing is for certain: Florida governor Ron DeSantis selfishly hoarded the entire red wave for himself.

GOP insiders are livid at DeSantis, claiming there was plenty of red wave to go around.

"While we're glad to see DeSantis win Florida, it's obvious he didn't need the whole batch of red wave to get the job done," said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, the GOP puppetmaster adept at appearing to do nothing for the Republican party while working tirelessly behind the scenes to actually do nothing. "We could have used some of the stuff in Georgia, Nevada, and Arizona. Did we get any? Nope."

Donald Trump has appeared unphased by his young rival's selfish stockpiling of precious red wave, an act that purportedly made the 45th president's handpicked MAGA candidates look like incompetent morons, costing the party vital seats in the House and Senate. To demonstrate how unfettered he was by DeSantis, Trump went to TRUTH Social and Truthed, "Little Ronnie DeSelfish won't know what hit him when I very soon will reveal a redder, wavier wave, bigger than any wave that's ever waved. Huge wave. Huge, red wave!"

At publishing time, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy was seen at the front door of the Florida Governor's home, begging for just a little red wave.

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[ChemEngrMBA]

“Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.”  -Matthew 6:34

It is a sin to worry.   This from Pastor D. James Kennedy, PhD

He gave a brilliant homily which should comfort us, every one.  You cannot add one hair to your stature by worrying, and most of the things we worry about never come to pass.

[Kamaji]

[libertybele]

Well, I guess now is the time when the GOPe is going to pile on DeSantis. Idiots!   Trump has already jumped on the train -- hmm...perhaps Trump is now in with the GOPe to take down DeSantis??  Coincidence that this is happening?

So ... I'll take a couple more years of DeSantis as my governor with no problem.   

[Kamaji]

Well, I guess now is the time when the GOPe is going to pile on DeSantis. Idiots!   Trump has already jumped on the train -- hmm...perhaps Trump is now in with the GOPe to take down DeSantis??  Coincidence that this is happening?

So ... I'll take a couple more years of DeSantis as my governor with no problem.   

This is an article by the Babylon Bee, BTW.

[Hoodat]

It is a sin to worry.   This from Pastor D. James Kennedy, PhD

He gave a brilliant homily which should comfort us, every one.  You cannot add one hair to your stature by worrying, and most of the things we worry about never come to pass.

'Worry' is nothing more than interest paid in advance on a debt that never becomes due.

[ChemEngrMBA]

'Worry' is nothing more than interest paid in advance on a debt that never becomes due.

Tell that to giggle mouse, Kamaji, likely an atheist follower of Richard Dawkins.

"Every thinking man is an atheist." - Ernest Hemingway, who went on to put the barrel of his shotgun into his mouth and pull the trigger, not thinking one bit about his wife who would find his gruesome mess or the poor souls who would clean it up

[libertybele]

This is an article by the Babylon Bee, BTW.

???? Indeed