So now that this question has been thrown out there, my answer is I would rather be stranded on an island with Joe.
He's demented and makes no sense so I wouldn't pay much attention to what he said; it would probably be humorous at times and I'd get a break from the guy when he needed to nap. Also, chances are he wouldn't last too long on a deserted island without his meds.
AOC on the other hand would drive me bonkers with her twisted and whacky logic and I couldn't handle her continual b.s. and drama.