Fishrrman idea for a tv commercial, 2024...
The scene opens on Anytown, USA. We see faces here and there, looking grim and unhappy.
The narrator:
Only a few years ago, America was on the right track. Inflation was low, as were the prices of... everything.
Employment was at an all-time high.
The border was secure, and other nations respected us.
We were on our way to full energy independence.
Then, another party took over.
Under questionable circumstances.
They created the mess you see around us today.
But help is on the way...
Scene dissloves to a road with a truck coming in the distance.
As it gets closer, we see it's a tanker truck.
It rolls into town, gleaming in the sun.
On the side, we see "MAGA Fuel".
The cab window rolls down.
And who's at the driver's wheel, but... you guessed it.
He climbs down from the cab, and folks gather round.
They ask... what can we do to get out of this mess?
And Mr. Trump replies...
"Fill 'er up.
With ULTRA..."