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Biden Prevented From Wandering Too Far With Handy New Toddler Leash
« on: July 01, 2022, 01:19:04 am »
Biden Prevented From Wandering Too Far With Handy New Toddler Leash

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre brought out President Biden during Thursday's press briefing to demonstrate the president's new toddler leash. According to White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain, the presser was organized to boost the American people's confidence in Biden, who has wandered off numerous times.

Press members could not hide how impressed they were with Biden's stylish new attire. "Oohs" and "ahhs" filled the briefing room. Several women claimed the president looked "adorable."

CNN's Caitlan Collins pressed the secretary for more details. "What designer created this masterpiece for the president?"

Jean-Pierre quickly explained that the monkey toddler backpack/leash combo was purchased at Wal-Mart and retails for $13.99. "The president is singularly focused on building back better and this new leash helps him keep his attention on where it belongs: helping the American people raise more tax dollars to send to Ukraine," she said...........



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Re: Biden Prevented From Wandering Too Far With Handy New Toddler Leash
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2022, 01:39:39 am »
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Re: Biden Prevented From Wandering Too Far With Handy New Toddler Leash
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2022, 09:55:26 am »
A shock collar would be more discreet however.
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Re: Biden Prevented From Wandering Too Far With Handy New Toddler Leash
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2022, 12:31:43 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on July 01, 2022, 09:55:26 am
A shock collar would be more discreet however.
Yes, please. Especially when his hands get too close to a young girl. Or woman. Or any female not his wife.
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Re: Biden Prevented From Wandering Too Far With Handy New Toddler Leash
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2022, 12:36:58 pm »
Straight jacket and a ball gag would be better.
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Re: Biden Prevented From Wandering Too Far With Handy New Toddler Leash
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2022, 01:42:58 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on July 01, 2022, 12:36:58 pm
Straight jacket and a ball gag would be better.

And we could paint him in clown makeup. So he's less easier to lose in a crowd of course.
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Re: Biden Prevented From Wandering Too Far With Handy New Toddler Leash
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2022, 01:54:02 pm »
Quote from: Free Vulcan on July 01, 2022, 01:42:58 pm
And we could paint him in clown makeup. So he's less easier to lose in a crowd of course.
The hair plugs on top of his head have given out, so let's just put him in one of these:
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Re: Biden Prevented From Wandering Too Far With Handy New Toddler Leash
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2022, 02:25:22 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on July 01, 2022, 01:54:02 pm
The hair plugs on top of his head have given out, so let's just put him in one of these:


Perfect!
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Re: Biden Prevented From Wandering Too Far With Handy New Toddler Leash
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2022, 02:29:59 pm »
Quote from: Wingnut on July 01, 2022, 12:36:58 pm
Straight jacket and a ball gag would be better.
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Re: Biden Prevented From Wandering Too Far With Handy New Toddler Leash
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2022, 09:20:16 pm »
How much longer until "the administration" sics the FBI guys on the Babylon Bee folks with knocks on their doors at 3am...?
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