Knucklehead Of The Week: Amber Heard In Denial, Doubles Down In Defeat
by PF Whalen June 4, 2022
One of the more irritating aspects of modern life in America is the utter inescapability from major pop culture news. Whether or not we’re interested in the latest shenanigans from Hollywood, we’re going to get pummeled with details anyway. With the recently concluded Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial, for instance, the only way to avoid such bombardment would have been to take up a lifestyle similar to that of Ted Kaczynski. Now that the trial is over, we can mercifully move on with our lives. However, we would be remiss if we didn’t take at least a moment to recognize the complete stupidity that just oozed from the post-trial public statement from Amber Heard.
Winner: Amber Heard loses her battle against Johnny Depp, and then laments, “what this verdict means for women.”
For those of us who did our best to ignore the trial, some of the more sordid particulars about the trial seemed to force their way into our consciousness. As a result, married couples across the country were scratching their heads and wondering whether their own spouse would ever resort to pooping on the bed as a form of retaliation. Some of us have even had nightmares about the idea.
But we also became aware, thanks to the scores of trial tidbits that trickled our way, that while Depp and Heard may have more money, fame, and good looks than most of us, they also appear to lead miserable lives. What we saw and what we heard may be described by a lot of words, but “happiness” isn’t one of them.
We also learned something from the trial that most of us already knew: In marital disputes, it always takes two to tango, and no one is ever lily-white. Amber Heard’s behavior was clearly more outrageous and provoking than that of Depp, based on the facts we’ve heard, but Depp wasn’t exactly a model husband either.
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