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Florida shoplifter caught on camera stuffing crossbow down his pants
« on: February 24, 2022, 01:00:34 pm »
Florida shoplifter caught on camera stuffing crossbow down his pants

By Mark Lungariello
February 23, 2022

A brazen but goofy Florida shoplifter was caught on video awkwardly stealing a crossbow by stuffing it down his pants.

Darren Durrant could be seen on security footage in the aisle of a True Value store in Mims on Feb. 6 trying to stuff the large Ravin Rio bow in the front of his sweatpants, which barely hold around his hips and do little to hide the bulge.

The handle of the crossbow is visible poking out of the waistband as the shoplifter makes his getaway, the video shows.

Brevard County Sheriff Wayne Ivey called the alleged thief “one of the world’s dumbest criminals” in a social media post.

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Source:  https://nypost.com/2022/02/23/florida-shoplifter-caught-on-camera-stuffing-crossbow-down-his-pants/
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Re: Florida shoplifter caught on camera stuffing crossbow down his pants
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2022, 01:00:40 pm »
:silly:
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Re: Florida shoplifter caught on camera stuffing crossbow down his pants
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2022, 01:01:57 pm »
Well, at least he did not load it first...
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Re: Florida shoplifter caught on camera stuffing crossbow down his pants
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2022, 03:17:16 pm »
Never hide a potato in your pants... But if you do, hide it in the front, not the back.
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Re: Florida shoplifter caught on camera stuffing crossbow down his pants
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2022, 03:37:46 pm »
Quote from: EdinVA on February 24, 2022, 01:01:57 pm
Well, at least he did not load it first...
IMHO, that would have been even more interesting, especially if he'd kabobbed himself.
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Re: Florida shoplifter caught on camera stuffing crossbow down his pants
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2022, 06:21:15 pm »
Quote from: EdinVA on February 24, 2022, 01:01:57 pm
Well, at least he did not load it first...

Is it wrong that that saddens me?
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Re: Florida shoplifter caught on camera stuffing crossbow down his pants
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2022, 06:32:10 pm »
Quote from: GtHawk on February 24, 2022, 06:21:15 pm

Is it wrong that that saddens me?

No; I think most of us were sort of hoping he had.
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