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Shell shocked: Bomb squad called after man lodges WWII anti-tank round in rectum
« on: December 11, 2021, 04:23:42 pm »
Shell shocked: Bomb squad called after man lodges WWII anti-tank round in rectum
By J.D. Simkins
 Dec 9, 01:03 PM
 

The phrase “shell shocked” took on new meaning last week when a man in Gloucester, England, managed to lodge a 2-inch-wide World War II anti-tank shell inside his rectum.

The rectum’s owner, who (understandably) chose to remain anonymous, told medical staff at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that the 57 mm round, part of the man’s WWII memorabilia collection, became embedded inside his anus after he “slipped and fell,” as one is known to do in England.

An explosive ordnance disposal squad was subsequently called to the hospital to ensure the munition was not in danger of detonating within the individual’s personal hurt locker. By the time EOD personnel arrived, doctors had already removed the shell.

https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2021/12/09/shell-shocked-bomb-squad-called-after-man-lodges-wwii-anti-tank-round-in-rectum/
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Re: Shell shocked: Bomb squad called after man lodges WWII anti-tank round in rectum
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2021, 04:26:24 pm »
I'll bet he really felt sh*tty when he told everyone. 000222
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Re: Shell shocked: Bomb squad called after man lodges WWII anti-tank round in rectum
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2021, 04:48:12 pm »
It must’ve taken some serious lubricant to get that thing out.


But I have a feeling that he “slipped and fell” into some of that as well.
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Re: Shell shocked: Bomb squad called after man lodges WWII anti-tank round in rectum
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2021, 04:49:59 pm »
Rectum?  Damn near killed him.
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Re: Shell shocked: Bomb squad called after man lodges WWII anti-tank round in rectum
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2021, 04:52:16 pm »
Yowser ... he slipped and fell and it got lodged into him?? I'm just not quite buying that story.  Ouch is all I can say and I don't think he'll repeat that maneuver again.
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Re: Shell shocked: Bomb squad called after man lodges WWII anti-tank round in rectum
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2021, 05:03:39 pm »
Quote from: libertybele on December 11, 2021, 04:52:16 pm
Yowser ... he slipped and fell and it got lodged into him?? I'm just not quite buying that story.  Ouch is all I can say and I don't think he'll repeat that maneuver again.

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I wouldn't bet on on it. It might not be an anti-tank round next time,but he is almost certain to "fall on" something again.
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Re: Shell shocked: Bomb squad called after man lodges WWII anti-tank round in rectum
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2021, 06:56:06 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on December 11, 2021, 05:03:39 pm
@libertybele

I wouldn't bet on on it. It might not be an anti-tank round next time,but he is almost certain to "fall on" something again.

@sneakypete   I'll bet you're right.  :silly:
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Re: Shell shocked: Bomb squad called after man lodges WWII anti-tank round in rectum
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2021, 07:48:23 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on December 11, 2021, 05:03:39 pm
@libertybele

I wouldn't bet on on it. It might not be an anti-tank round next time,but he is almost certain to "fall on" something again.

You are correct!   :silly:
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The patient, who is expected to make a full physical recovery — mentally is another story — is just one of a multitude of rectal cases medical practitioners encounter each year, according to Dr. Carol Cooper.
“The range of objects that are pushed into rectums is incredible, from wine glasses to ketchup bottles and parts of hoovers,” Cooper told The Sun.
“Sadly, it is an everyday occurrence in [the Accident and Emergency department] — but I have never heard of the bomb squad being called out before.”

Also of note, anti-tank anal clogging, or ATAC, is a remarkably similar sensation, nutritionists say, to that experienced by service members who surpass two consecutive weeks of MRE consumption.   :silly:
The more you know!= FROM ARTICLE ABOVE.
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