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Today's Toons 11/29/21
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This Thread Brought To You By The Letter T:



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In Case You Missed It Dept.:

NFL former quarterback Colin Kaepernick aired a documentary in which he likens playing in the NFL to slavery and NFL Draft Day to a slave auction. He doesn't just talk the talk. Colin Kaepernick is busy constructing an Underground Railroad to help other NFL stars escape to freedom.

President Biden went off the rails discussing the 1950s Thursday and referred to Hall of Fame pitcher Satchel Paige as the great Negro of the time. It was a very close call. Biden's aides forced him back onto the Teleprompter before he could call Jim Brown the greatest runaway in NFL history.

Nancy Pelosi went maskless to a wedding and caught hell from the media who said if California kids have to wear masks to school, so should she. The scare-mongering never ends. Hollywood is re-making Four Weddings and a Funeral, and it ends with thirteen hundred people getting Covid.

President Biden drew fire Friday admitting that he wants to give five hundred grand to illegal immigrants. Meanwhile Hunter Biden's paintings are selling for five hundred thousand dollars apiece. So the obvious solution is, Joe should give a Hunter Biden painting to every illegal immigrant.

The White House announced Friday that President Biden was going to have a virtual meeting with China's President Xi and China's ruling cabinet on Monday. The timing seems right for the video meeting. Joe has been the president for ten months now, it's about time he met with the owners.

The Washington Post corrected two stories from 2017 saying Donald Trump peed on hookers in a Moscow hotel. The peeing-on-hookers story was a Clinton 2016 campaign dirty trick. The fetish had the ring of truth because ever since Trump was kicked off Twitter all he has left is live streaming.

The White House reports President Biden will hit the road this week to sell the benefits of the just-signed the $1.2 trillion Infrastructure Bill. If I were Biden I would figure the friendliest crowds would be in central Pennsylvania. The Amish are the only Americans not upset about high gas prices.

President Biden was targeted by more vulgar stadium chants during televised college football games across the country Saturday. They've become too loud for the administration to ignore. President Biden just offered Pfizer a hundred billion dollars to come up with a vaccine for Tourette's.

The Los Angeles Times reported the cost of building new homes due to the materials shortage is causing existing homes to be snatched up the day they go on the market. It's crazy. The price of lumber has gone up so much that the feds just confiscated a load of 2 x 4's buried in kilos of cocaine.

The War on Drugs swung back into action as the U.S. government posted a five-million-dollar reward for the capture of the leaders of the Mexican drug cartel. It seems a bit hypocritical. The difference between the cartel and the U.S. government is, the cartel doesn't force you to take their drug.

The Kyle Rittenhouse jury summations were presented by the defense counsel and the district attorney Monday. The DA went over the top by pointing an AR-15 assault rifle at the jury without checking to see if it was loaded. It was as if he'd been hit on the head with Alec Baldwin's skateboard.

The Kyle Rittenhouse case went to the jury Tuesday as protestors and supporters squared off outside the courthouse. As tensions mounted, protestors appeared set to riot and storm the building in case of a verdict of not guilty. If only someone were there with an AR-15 to protect the courthouse.

President Biden thanked Big Bird on Sesame Street for agreeing to get a vaccination shot last week to set example for the kids who watch Sesame Street. Joe got an idea from the show. After Joe Biden heard the stadium chants Saturday he signed an executive order banning the letters F, J and B.

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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2021, 12:16:53 pm »
Thank you Pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2021, 12:53:15 pm »
Thanks, Pookie.
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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2021, 01:01:14 pm »
good morning pookie
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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2021, 01:08:29 pm »
Quote from: verga on November 29, 2021, 12:16:53 pm
Thank you Pookie

You're welcome, Verga!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2021, 01:08:53 pm »
Quote from: Polly Ticks on November 29, 2021, 12:53:15 pm
Thanks, Pookie.

My pleasure, Polly Ticks!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2021, 01:09:11 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2021, 03:15:33 pm »
Yaaay!  Moon's Daeg Toons and Argus Extras!  Thanks, Pookie!!!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2021, 03:40:25 pm »
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the new toons!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2021, 04:16:33 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on November 29, 2021, 03:15:33 pm
Yaaay!  Moon's Daeg Toons and Argus Extras!  Thanks, Pookie!!!

You're welcome, as always, CL!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2021, 04:17:00 pm »
Quote from: Jimino on November 29, 2021, 03:40:25 pm
Ciao Pookie, thanks for the new toons!

Mornin' & my pleasure, as ever, Jimino!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2021, 05:50:01 pm »
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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2021, 06:18:30 pm »
Thank you, Mr. Pookie.

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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2021, 06:41:35 pm »
Quote from: Smokin Joe on November 29, 2021, 05:50:01 pm
Thanks, pookie!

You're welcome, Smokin Joe!
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Re: Today's Toons 11/29/21
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2021, 06:42:16 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on November 29, 2021, 06:18:30 pm
Thank you, Mr. Pookie.



My pleasure, Hoodat!
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