A colleague of mine suggested that when one is in a context where someone demands you preferred pronouns that you provide Let's / Go / Brandon.
This would surely produce apoplectic fits in the requestor, though it would have the downside if taken seriously of having people who otherwise might have written, "He didn't take the request for his preferred pronouns seriously, so we will have to reeducate him," to write instead "Let's didn't take the request for brandon pronouns seriously, so we will have to reeducate go."