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The age old question...  what is the correct way to replace a roll of toilet paper?

The End Goes Under
2 (9.1%)
The End Goes Over
13 (59.1%)
Either Way is fine
4 (18.2%)
I have a Bidet
0 (0%)
Toilet Paper?  Did it replace corn cobs and Sears Catalogs?
2 (9.1%)
Weed Option....   for those inclined
1 (4.5%)

Total Members Voted: 22

Voting closed: October 31, 2021, 02:41:26 pm

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Offline roamer_1

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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2021, 07:37:04 am »
Until you drop it in the bowl...

Oddly enough, every time I reach for it, my a** is  neatly covering the bowl... so it all works out.

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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2021, 07:38:55 am »

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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2021, 11:17:36 am »
Dang it!

Woke up a few minutes ago and realized I need to change the t.p. Roll.

So this dang poll comes into my mind and now I’m doubting myself if I’m doing it /have been doing it correctly.

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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2021, 01:20:03 pm »
Become a Muslim and just use  your hand?
A friend of mine's daughter and son in law are missionaries in Indonesia.  He visited them out on this island and got to stay with some of the locals.  If you wave with your "wiping hand" it's a great insult to them.  I think it's the left....  Anyway he said you really have to be careful.  Actually missionaries are not allowed, so they run a resort and do mission work from there under the radar.

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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2021, 01:19:00 am »
Dang it!

Woke up a few minutes ago and realized I need to change the t.p. Roll.

So this dang poll comes into my mind and now I’m doubting myself if I’m doing it /have been doing it correctly.

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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2021, 01:33:36 am »
When all else fails "weed option".
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2021, 01:35:35 am »
When all else fails "weed option".
Just avoid the poison Ivy..
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2021, 05:30:40 pm »
Oddly enough, every time I reach for it, my a** is  neatly covering the bowl... so it all works out.

Best laugh I have had in weeks.... Thanks Roamer!

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I like both, because if I slip-up I don't care to touch the center of the roll... so I want both options available.
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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2021, 05:47:24 pm »
Best laugh I have had in weeks.... Thanks Roamer!

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I like both, because if I slip-up I don't care to touch the center of the roll... so I want both options available.

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Re: How Do You Replace a Roll of Toilet Paper?
« Reply #34 on: December 15, 2021, 09:20:19 am »
End goes over.  My son says that only sociopaths use the under method.  He travels frequently and is infamous for his photos of under rolls he finds all over the world.  He usually posts them on bookface.  :silly: