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President Biden traveled to New York Tuesday to give a speech to the United Nations General Assembly, a task world leaders perform at the UN each September. He began by declaring that the United States is back. It's always best to start your speech with a joke to get the audience on your side.

Hillary Clinton remained mum Thursday after Special Counsel John Durham's indictment of her lawyer Michael Sussman for making up the Trump-Russia collusion hoax to the FBI in 2016. His testimony could ruin Hillary. The coroner listed his time of death at around three AM, tomorrow.

The White House couldn't say how many Haitians have been released into the U.S. Amazon can track packages but the U.S. can't track illegal immigrants. We should send every one of them a package, and when it's delivered, we pull it up on the computer and at least we'll know where we are.

The New York Stock Exchange fell sharply Monday on investor fears of inflation and worries that the Fed may raise interest rates. Wall Street's confidence in our country's future is getting a little shaky. I asked my stockbroker Monday what to buy, and he said canned goods and ammunition.

The Food and Drug Administration ruled it's safe for people over the age of sixty-five to get a Covid booster shot. Less than twenty-four hours after receiving his booster shot, President Biden is feeling disoriented, confused and discombobulated. In other words, there were no side effects.

The Senate grilled the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and head of Central Command. They said they advised Biden to keep twenty-five hundred troops in Afghanistan, and to evacuate civilians first. Joe Biden told ABC News he doesn't remember and no one disbelieves that.

President Biden was loudly booed at the Washington Nationals ballpark when he showed up for the congressional baseball game Wednesday. At college football stadiums on Saturdays, students chant his name preceded by an obscenity. Joe Biden promised to unite this country, and God bless him, he's done it.

Nancy Pelosi said her reconciliation bill aims to bring transformational change in America. It could lead to fixing the greater problem. If we really want to do something for people who prefer to live on government handouts and refuse to work for a living, we should kick them out of Congress.

President Biden signed a temporary spending bill Thursday to avoid a shutdown and to extend funding the U.S. government till early December. However even during a shutdown, Members of Congress continue to get paid. Their salaries are protected under the Americans with No Abilities Act.

-- Argus Hamilton