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  You come across a bear. Your next move is very important. Do you know what to do?

 You're out for a hike on a glorious fall day. Suddenly, you spot a bear. And the bear has spotted you, too. Would you know what to do next?
Beth Pratt sure would.
She was once on the Old Gardiner Road Trail in Yellowstone National Park, enjoying her run in wild nature. Her reverie came to an end when she came upon a grizzly bear eating flowers.
"I stopped. It stood on its hind legs and looked at me. I knew that wasn't a threatening gesture," she told CNN Travel. "I'm not kidding, it waved its paw at me as if to say, 'just go on your way,' and went back to eating."
"And I walked slowly away and put some distance between us, and the encounter ended fine."............

.....................First rule of 'bear fight club': Don't fight
The best strategy is to never get in harm's way by enticing or provoking a wild bear. Trying to give a bear food or approaching cute cubs are particularly terrible ways to start an encounter. That's just looking for trouble.
The US National Park Service site points out each bear and each encounter is different, but there are general guidelines useful in most situations.
First of all, keep your distance if you happen upon a bear. Don't approach it, and give it plenty of room to walk away from you. Yellowstone tells you to stay at least 100 yards (300 feet or 91 meters) away; Shenandoah National Park in Virginia suggests 200 feet (61 meters) for its black bears.
You can run afoul of the law as well as the bears if you get too close. Just this week, a woman was given four days in federal custody and fines for staying too close to a grizzly bear and her cubs at Yellowstone..............

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/bear-encounters-prevent-attacks-wellness/index.html
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Any time you go hiking, make sure you take someone with you that cannot run as fast as you.
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Any time you go hiking, make sure you take someone with you that cannot run as fast as you.

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Any time you go hiking, make sure you take someone with you that cannot run as fast as you.

Anytime you go hiking, make sure you're packing more than a picnic lunch.
Romans 12:16-21

Live in harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly, do not claim to be wiser than you are.  Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all.  If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all…do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

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Anytime you go hiking, make sure you're packing more than a picnic lunch.

Okay Boo Boo!   LOL
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Romans 12:16-21

Live in harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly, do not claim to be wiser than you are.  Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all.  If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all…do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

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Anytime you go hiking, make sure you're packing more than a picnic lunch.
But wait, I thought the answer was give them your pic-a-nic basket? You mean in those early years watching  yogi555 they were lying to me? 9999hair out0000

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But wait, I thought the answer was give them your pic-a-nic basket? You mean in those early years watching  yogi555 they were lying to me? 9999hair out0000

That Yogi wasn't just smarter than the average bear, he was Machiavelli-level cunning, too.  Maybe even treacherous as far as the Ranger was concerned. 
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That Yogi wasn't just smarter than the average bear, he was Machiavelli-level cunning, too.  Maybe even treacherous as far as the Ranger was concerned.
But you must agree, Yogi never once tried to eat Ranger Smith.

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How to differentiate between a Black bear and a Grizzly Bear.

1) Climb the nearest tree.
2) If the bear climbs the tree, it's a Black Bear.
3) If it's a Grizzly, it will just knock the tree over.

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If you come across a bear, *GROWL*, make yourself big, pull out any food you have (especially fish or berries) and eat it loudly right in front of him/her. This will show dominance.

If there are any cubs, run at them yelling to scare them away. The mother will follow them and go away.
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
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If you come across a bear, *GROWL*, make yourself big, pull out any food you have (especially fish or berries) and eat it loudly right in front of him/her. This will show dominance.

If there are any cubs, run at them yelling to scare them away. The mother will follow them and go away.


ROFLMAO !!!!!


Great advice, if you are dying from a painful incurable illness and need a quick insurance payout (x 2 payout for nature accidents) for your family.
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If you come across a bear, *GROWL*, make yourself big, pull out any food you have (especially fish or berries) and eat it loudly right in front of him/her. This will show dominance.

If there are any cubs, run at them yelling to scare them away. The mother will follow them and go away.
Thats right. Take the cubs hostage.

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Thats right. Take the cubs hostage.
...or the White Sox hostage.

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...or the White Sox hostage.

It depends who's on first. :whistle:
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Live in harmony with one another; do not be haughty, but associate with the lowly, do not claim to be wiser than you are.  Do not repay anyone evil for evil, but take thought for what is noble in the sight of all.  If it is possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all…do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

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LOL!  You guyz....


How to differentiate between a Black bear and a Grizzly Bear.

1) Climb the nearest tree.
2) If the bear climbs the tree, it's a Black Bear.
3) If it's a Grizzly, it will just knock the tree over.

If all else fails... Shoot!
Romans 12:16-21

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If all else fails... Shoot!

Better be a pretty good caliber.  A 9mm pistol ain't gonna cut it, it just makes them angry.
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Better be a pretty good caliber.  A 9mm pistol ain't gonna cut it, it just makes them angry.
.44 magnum or 454 Casull...
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Better be a pretty good caliber.  A 9mm pistol ain't gonna cut it, it just makes them angry.

.357, 44 +.  First time I fired a .357 I was standing on ice...it knocked me right on my keester...lesson learned.  :laugh:
Romans 12:16-21

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68h8-ESTY6o

Thanks for posting.  I had no idea of the danger of seabears or how to protect myself.
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C'mon man. If your are in Cali...  Just light a fire and boil some bear piss. 
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.357, 44 +.  First time I fired a .357 I was standing on ice...it knocked me right on my keester...lesson learned.  :laugh:
I hope you got your stance down better after that... :laugh: :nono:

(sliding backward a little is acceptable if you are of smaller stature).
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C S Lewis

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.357, 44 +.  First time I fired a .357 I was standing on ice...it knocked me right on my keester...lesson learned.  :laugh:
When I was twelve or thirteen my uncle took me out shooting, he had just gotten a Ruger .357 and asked me if I wanted to shoot it and of course my uncle being the guy he was gave me no warnings whatsoever. I aimed and pulled the trigger, I didn't drop it but it spun on my finger great fun for him.