I take a commuter train - where I have to listen to the PA announcements concerning "federal law mandates masks" repeatedly - but do not wear a mask. So far, none of the conductors has said anything - I don't think they care - and the worst I've gotten from another rider so far was some old man who insulted me in some foreign language after he'd already gotten off the train (he got the NYS bird back for that).
I'm just waiting, though, for some other rider to challenge me on masks. I will then ask him/her to explain to me the wonders of quantum masks because, after all, if masks work - which we have to assume, or there's no point to the argument at all - then by all that's rational, shouldn't a mask on his face protect him more from me than a mask on my face would protect him, because these masks are, after all, more like fine mesh, and if I were to sneeze, all it would do is aerosolize the viral particles in my sneeze and send them out into the air. On the other hand, once they're out in the air, floating around, it's much more likely that they would land on the outside of his mask, and get stuck there (assuming, for the sake of argument, that he doesn't simply grab the outside of the mask the way most people do, or inhale hard enough to actually suck some of the aerosol in through his mask), and so it seems to me that there is more protection for him if he's wearing a mask than if I'm wearing a mask.
So, if his "argument" is correct that the only way for him to protect himself is to force me to wear a mask, then it must be down to some sort of quantum or nonlocal effect - in other words, nobody's mask works at all unless everybody is wearing a mask. The next question is, is this just a local/regional effect - limited, say, to those people who are within line of sight, or within a certain number of feet, of him, or is it worldwide? Just how quantum is this magical mystery quantum mask effect?
I've got it prepped to get their stupid little lib/prog minds all wrapped around themselves.