In Response To Afghanistan Disaster, Pelosi Begins Impeachment Proceedings Against President Trump

[Wingnut]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has announced Congress will be taking action immediately as the situation in Afghanistan rapidly deteriorates. To hold those responsible for the evacuation debacle, Congress will consider articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump.

"Good morning, Thursday morning," Pelosi said during a press conference this morning, which was Thursday morning. "We're facing a dire situation in Afghanistan, and that means we as Congress need to do our duty to hold those responsible accountable for their horrible, horrible actions. That's why, effective immediately, I'm introducing articles of impeachment against the president. President Donald Trump."

Pelosi says Trump being impeached a third time won't actually accomplish anything. But, she says, it will send a clear message to Trump that she doesn't like him, which is the important thing. "He didn't get the message the first two times," she said. "Now the world will know for sure that the orange man truly is bad."

"The walls are closing in. We got him this time."

_{https://babylonbee.com/news/in-response-to-afghanistan-disaster-pelosi-begins-impeachment-proceedings-against-president-trump}

[LegalAmerican]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has announced Congress will be taking action immediately as the situation in Afghanistan rapidly deteriorates. To hold those responsible for the evacuation debacle, Congress will consider articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump.

"Good morning, Thursday morning," Pelosi said during a press conference this morning, which was Thursday morning. "We're facing a dire situation in Afghanistan, and that means we as Congress need to do our duty to hold those responsible accountable for their horrible, horrible actions. That's why, effective immediately, I'm introducing articles of impeachment against the president. President Donald Trump."

Pelosi says Trump being impeached a third time won't actually accomplish anything. But, she says, it will send a clear message to Trump that she doesn't like him, which is the important thing. "He didn't get the message the first two times," she said. "Now the world will know for sure that the orange man truly is bad."

"The walls are closing in. We got him this time."

_{https://babylonbee.com/news/in-response-to-afghanistan-disaster-pelosi-begins-impeachment-proceedings-against-president-trump}

What?  . Oh crap, just saw a SATIRE......worthless writing in these times! 

SAME AS ANY LEFTIST, MEDIA ...NEWS!   

[Wingnut]

What?  . Oh crap, just saw a SATIRE......worthless writing in these times! 

SAME AS ANY LEFTIST, MEDIA ...NEWS!

You are so easy and predictable.  Non American

[Sighlass]

The Bee nails it again.... Deep Sarcasm that cuts deep.

[PeteS in CA]

The Bee nails it again.... Deep Sarcasm that cuts deep.

I dunno. I think it fairly realistic that some D staffer suggested doing this, but Pelosi or some other D Congress Critter turned it down, saying that Trump has been out of office too long.

[deb]

I dunno. I think it fairly realistic that some D staffer suggested doing this, but Pelosi or some other D Congress Critter turned it down, saying that Trump has been out of office too long.

My take is that Pelosi or some other Congress Critter suggested doing this, but a low-level staffer had to remind them that Trump had been out of office too long.