How does one determine if someone is "white"? Many diversity programs count Spaniards (people from Spain itself) as white.
In many Latin American cultures, there is a divide among people of European, African, and Indigenous descent.
Is there a skin color palette to determine whiteness?
Are there cultural and demographic determinants such as education, income, langauge, music preferences, cousine, religion, family structure, entertainment, etc.?
Would listening to polka music be sufficient to designate someone as white?
Would I score less white because I have less privilege than a Kennedy?
Like with a credit score, are there things I can do to improve my whiteness score? Would watching Masterpiece Theater on PBS help me improve my whiteness score?
Would there be whiteness agencies that track and report on my whiteness, like credit bureaus do for credit scores?
Would changing my religious affiliation from Catholic to Protestant improve my whiteness score? I know being Catholic might disqualify me from joining the Knights of the Klu Klux Klan. Which Protestant denomination would best help my whiteness score - Episcopalian or Presbyterian?
Is there a study guide and preparation course to help me pass the whiteness exam?
I have the misfortune of being a white person who is not white enough to have all the privilege I'd like to have.