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I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!
« on: July 06, 2021, 04:30:57 pm »
I got a letter from President Biden!

No kidding!

Since he is a Dim,I know he MUST be wanting to give me some something because we are now pen pals. Maybe a new house,a new car,or even a goobermint job!

I really wish I knew,but the problem is the letter is in Spanish,and the only Spanish I speak is "Tequila",and "Si,Amigo!"

One thing that puzzles me is WHY he would be so considerate to send me a letter in Spanish in order to make things easy for me if I don't read English,when my last name is clearly Irish?

If I didn't know better,I might think he and his staff are more than a little retarded.

It could be worse. The letter could have been in Chinese.
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Re: I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2021, 04:42:28 pm »
Well the X million asylum seekers who’ve broken in since January have no permanent address yet, so Biden is just shotgunning his opening pander out there and hoping enough gets to his target audience.
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Re: I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2021, 05:22:47 pm »
Quote from: skeeter on July 06, 2021, 04:42:28 pm
Well the X million asylum seekers who’ve broken in since January have no permanent address yet, so Biden is just shotgunning his opening pander out there and hoping enough gets to his target audience.

@skeeter

And,of course,the taxpayers are paying the entire bill for it.
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Re: I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2021, 06:30:47 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on July 06, 2021, 05:22:47 pm
@skeeter

And,of course,the taxpayers are paying the entire bill for it.

Was there a "Forever" stamp on it?
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Re: I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2021, 06:58:26 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on July 06, 2021, 04:30:57 pm
I got a letter from President Biden!

No kidding!

Since he is a Dim,I know he MUST be wanting to give me some something because we are now pen pals. Maybe a new house,a new car,or even a goobermint job!

I really wish I knew,but the problem is the letter is in Spanish,and the only Spanish I speak is "Tequila",and "Si,Amigo!"

One thing that puzzles me is WHY he would be so considerate to send me a letter in Spanish in order to make things easy for me if I don't read English,when my last name is clearly Irish?

If I didn't know better,I might think he and his staff are more than a little retarded.

It could be worse. The letter could have been in Chinese.

LOL No worries @sneakypete Joe is just a little confused, that's all.
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Re: I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2021, 07:16:29 pm »
I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!

Where the champagne drowns and the cognac chases

My blues away

And I'll be ok
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Re: I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2021, 01:22:26 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on July 06, 2021, 06:30:47 pm
Was there a "Forever" stamp on it?

@Cyber Liberty

There seems to be one now.
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Re: I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2021, 01:40:48 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on July 07, 2021, 01:22:26 am
@Cyber Liberty

There seems to be one now.

Better take that shit seriously.  Could be another Nigerian Prince.
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Re: I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2021, 07:05:26 am »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on July 07, 2021, 01:40:48 am
Better take that shit seriously.  Could be another Nigerian Prince.

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C'mon,Man! Hunter is obviously a Prince........

Maybe he is an Albino? Joe is so white you can almost see through him.
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