« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 21 22 23 [24]   Go Down

Author Topic: Humor/Jokes  (Read 11824 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline verga

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,706
  • Gender: Male
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #575 on: January 05, 2024, 12:29:21 pm »
Quote from: catfish1957 on January 02, 2024, 09:41:50 pm
Nailed it.  Women are wired by details, men-big pic stuff, no details.
With my engineering background and machinist training I have to be wired for both the big pictures and the tiny details. Sometimes that makes Vergette a little crazy. 
Logged
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
�More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.�-Woody Allen
If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise.

Offline sneakypete

  • Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 52,963
  • Twitter is for Twits
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #576 on: January 05, 2024, 12:52:59 pm »
Quote from: catfish1957 on January 02, 2024, 03:51:18 pm
That is hilarious.  But i recently did an Alanis Morrissette album review that I discussed how men and women are wired beyond the age old "toilet seat up or down" debate......

It took me 6 months of dating my wife to understand that it is understood that when we order our food, that we share with each other, so we can get a variety.  Man did that ever piss me off.  When she finally broke the news of that expectation, I snapped back that if I wanted that, I'd order that, and bug off. 

Well, we all know how those things go.   :thud:    How many of you have dealt with the same.?

@catfish1957

Yeah.

How did THAT work out for you?
Logged
Anyone who isn't paranoid in 2021 just isn't thinking clearly!

Online bigheadfred

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18,600
  • Gender: Male
  • One day Closer
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #577 on: March 07, 2024, 08:37:38 pm »
I sat next to a baby for a 10 hour flight.
I didn't think it was possible for someone to scream for 10 hours straight.

Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off.
Logged
She asked me name my foe then. I said the need within some men to fight and kill their brothers without thought of Love or God. Ken Hensley

Offline Smokin Joe

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 56,705
  • I was a "conspiracy theorist". Now I'm just right.
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #578 on: March 07, 2024, 08:39:49 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on March 07, 2024, 08:37:38 pm
I sat next to a baby for a 10 hour flight.
I didn't think it was possible for someone to scream for 10 hours straight.

Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off.
:silly:
Logged
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C S Lewis

Online Cyber Liberty

  • Coffee! Donuts! Kittens!
  • Administrator
  • ******
  • Posts: 80,183
  • Gender: Male
  • 🌵🌵🌵
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #579 on: March 07, 2024, 09:03:08 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on March 07, 2024, 08:37:38 pm
I sat next to a baby for a 10 hour flight.
I didn't think it was possible for someone to scream for 10 hours straight.

Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off.

:happyhappy:
Logged
For unvaccinated, we are looking at a winter of severe illness and death — if you’re unvaccinated — for themselves, their families, and the hospitals they’ll soon overwhelm. Sloe Joe Biteme 12/16
I will NOT comply.
 
Castillo del Cyber Autonomous Zone ~~~~~>                          :dontfeed:

Offline rustynail

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6,111
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #580 on: March 28, 2024, 06:14:06 pm »
Logged

Offline sneakypete

  • Moderator
  • *****
  • Posts: 52,963
  • Twitter is for Twits
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #581 on: March 28, 2024, 10:50:35 pm »
She is higher than a  Georgia  pine.
Logged
Anyone who isn't paranoid in 2021 just isn't thinking clearly!

Offline Smokin Joe

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 56,705
  • I was a "conspiracy theorist". Now I'm just right.
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #582 on: March 29, 2024, 02:34:20 am »
Quote from: sneakypete on March 28, 2024, 10:50:35 pm
She is higher than a  Georgia  pine.
Either that, or she's been hitting the firewater...
Logged
How God must weep at humans' folly! Stand fast! God knows what he is doing!
Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

C S Lewis

Offline berdie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5,782
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #583 on: March 29, 2024, 08:32:33 pm »
What tree has the best kind of bark?

A dogwood

(Dad joke, lol)
Logged

Offline 240B

  • Lord of all things Orange!
  • TBR Advisory Committee
  • ***
  • Posts: 26,212
    • I try my best ...
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #584 on: March 29, 2024, 08:49:59 pm »
Logged
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

Online ChemEngrMBA

  • TBR Advisory Committee
  • ***
  • Posts: 975
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #585 on: March 30, 2024, 05:31:39 pm »
Quote from: corbe on May 30, 2021, 06:26:04 pm
    If yall are gonna make @sneakypete a Category Moderator, My time in here won't be for long.  Can he BAN me?       :rolling:

Love you Corbe. I've had him on IGNORE for a long time.
Logged
The Book Commentary: "The book (Brilliant Creations - The Wonder of Nature and Life) is pure genius."
Review by John Orosz, M.D. "It is beyond outstanding. Please send me twenty signed copies for colleagues, family, and libraries."
"I was running every morning for twenty years with a genius." - Mike McCartney, D.D.S.
"You have the most agile mind of anyone I know." -
Avice Marie Griffin, PhD, Clinical Psychologist

Offline Sighlass

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6,284
  • Didn't vote for McCain Dole Romney Trump !
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #586 on: March 30, 2024, 05:45:02 pm »
Quote from: bigheadfred on March 07, 2024, 08:37:38 pm
I sat next to a baby for a 10 hour flight.
I didn't think it was possible for someone to scream for 10 hours straight.

Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off.

Such a simple joke that even a week later still has me laughing... I tried telling it to my boy, but he didn't get it fast enough and it was just awkward. Uggg....
Logged
Exodus 18:21 Furthermore, you shall select out of all the people able men who fear God, men of truth, those who hate dishonest gain; and you shall place these over them as leaders over ....

Offline Hoodat

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 36,465
Re: Humor/Jokes
« Reply #587 on: April 07, 2024, 02:28:41 am »
Logged
If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and that is moral, then it is not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power.

-Dwight Eisenhower-


"The [U.S.] Constitution is a limitation on the government, not on private individuals ... it does not prescribe the conduct of private individuals, only the conduct of the government ... it is not a charter for government power, but a charter of the citizen's protection against the government."

-Ayn Rand-
Pages: 1 ... 21 22 23 [24]   Go Up
« previous next »