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« Reply #125 on: July 08, 2021, 09:44:21 pm »
Quote from: corbe on July 08, 2021, 09:42:21 pm
   Mainly from Al Gores' Internet. 
   9GaG and The New Americanist are my primary sources and they are very addictive, just like TBR.

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https://thenewamericanist.com/

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Thanks for the warning. I can barely cope with the stuff I am supposed to be doing now to fall down a rabbit hole like that.
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« Reply #126 on: July 08, 2021, 10:28:59 pm »
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« Reply #127 on: July 09, 2021, 03:08:16 am »
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« Reply #128 on: July 09, 2021, 08:43:02 am »
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"People who write on bathroom walls...
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« Reply #129 on: July 10, 2021, 03:46:28 am »
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« Reply #130 on: July 10, 2021, 04:16:15 am »
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« Reply #131 on: July 10, 2021, 02:28:56 pm »
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« Reply #132 on: July 10, 2021, 11:07:46 pm »
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« Reply #133 on: July 11, 2021, 03:27:50 am »
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« Reply #134 on: July 11, 2021, 03:58:25 am »
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« Reply #135 on: July 11, 2021, 04:04:59 am »
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« Reply #136 on: July 11, 2021, 04:13:50 am »
Hey, did you hear about the new Italian snow tires?






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« Reply #137 on: July 11, 2021, 03:54:31 pm »
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« Reply #138 on: July 11, 2021, 03:55:25 pm »
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« Reply #139 on: July 11, 2021, 03:57:18 pm »
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Extra points for the Steve Miller allusion.
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« Reply #140 on: July 11, 2021, 11:31:07 pm »
There was a group of Aggie science students that wanted to take a trip to the sun, but some UT students said that was impossible and that they would burn up along the way before they reached the sun.

The Aggies replied, "We're going to travel at night!"

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You heard about the aggie pilot and his co-pilot that were flying across the Atlantic and discovered they were would not make it because they were running low on fuel. The aggie decided to lighten the load by jettisoning some fuel.

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« Reply #141 on: July 12, 2021, 05:03:15 am »
Quote from: art.prout on July 11, 2021, 11:31:07 pm
There was a group of Aggie science students that wanted to take a trip to the sun, but some UT students said that was impossible and that they would burn up along the way before they reached the sun.

The Aggies replied, "We're going to travel at night!"

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You heard about the aggie pilot and his co-pilot that were flying across the Atlantic and discovered they were would not make it because they were running low on fuel. The aggie decided to lighten the load by jettisoning some fuel.

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Those Texans are clever rascals,ain't they?
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« Reply #142 on: July 12, 2021, 10:59:54 pm »
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« Reply #143 on: July 12, 2021, 11:28:05 pm »
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« Reply #144 on: July 13, 2021, 12:40:06 am »
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« Reply #145 on: July 13, 2021, 01:40:29 am »
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"It aint what you don't know that kills you.  It's what you know that aint so!" ...Theodore Sturgeon

"Journalism is about covering the news.  With a pillow.  Until it stops moving."    - David Burge (Iowahawk)

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« Reply #146 on: July 13, 2021, 02:35:46 am »
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« Reply #147 on: July 14, 2021, 04:14:13 pm »
Ok,two questions.

1:Was this subject moved because I had figured out how to find it?



2: Why didn't the attachment show up on the preview? I just have wasted 15 minutes trying to load it and preview it,and then the damn thing shows up on the actual post.
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« Reply #148 on: July 14, 2021, 05:21:00 pm »
   The Sub Category Humor/Jokes was not moved.  It is still in Category Members Only.  Since the upgrade a few months ago some type of Images and obviously Attachments will not show up in Preview.  My technique is always Preview and if it doesn't show Just post and look at it.  You can always delete and/or try again with different settings.

   I think this Thread (Humor/Jokes) should be stickied instead of the Silliness Thread, what do you think?   @sneakypete
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« Reply #149 on: July 14, 2021, 05:32:25 pm »
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