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Humor/Jokes
« on: May 29, 2021, 03:20:58 pm »
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Myst,there should be a dedicated board/thread/whatever you call it for NOTHING but jokes and other humorous things.

I am NOT including humorous political slurs in this definition. Leave them for the political boards.

A thread where people can check in each day and maybe get a smile from it,if not a belly laugh. Who doesn't enjoy a good belly laugh to start off their day?

Anyhow,I am now watching DCI Banks on Brit Box,and one cop tells this joke to his female patrol partner.

"How can you identify a feminist?"

Answer,"She looks like ET".
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2021, 03:47:58 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2021, 06:26:04 pm »
    If yall are gonna make @sneakypete a Category Moderator, My time in here won't be for long.  Can he BAN me?       :rolling:
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2021, 06:32:45 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2021, 06:34:54 pm »
I have moved the Silliness Thread to this category, where it fits.
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2021, 06:52:19 pm »
   It fits well here @jmyrlefuller good call, it's much better than Sports/Entertainment/Arts or wherever it was but should it be 'Members Only'?
   Just asking for a Friend.
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2021, 07:12:04 pm »
Quote from: corbe on May 30, 2021, 06:52:19 pm
   It fits well here @jmyrlefuller good call, it's much better than Sports/Entertainment/Arts or wherever it was but should it be 'Members Only'?
   Just asking for a Friend.

Well, considering the Moderator I thought it was a smart move.  LOL!

Love ya, @sneakypete, and congrats on being named Moderator!  :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2021, 09:09:02 pm »
Quote from: corbe on May 30, 2021, 06:52:19 pm
   It fits well here @jmyrlefuller good call, it's much better than Sports/Entertainment/Arts or wherever it was but should it be 'Members Only'?
   Just asking for a Friend.
Well, it'll let us be even sillier than usual. Which, I am sure, certain members of this board will embrace.
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2021, 10:57:34 pm »
Quote from: corbe on May 30, 2021, 06:26:04 pm
    If yall are gonna make @sneakypete a Category Moderator, My time in here won't be for long.  Can he BAN me?       :rolling:

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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2021, 11:00:49 pm »
BTW,I will be going back into the hospital for a few days tomorrow,so yall behave yourselves while I am gone.
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2021, 12:04:19 am »
   Hospitals usually block all p0rn access @sneakypete
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2021, 01:44:07 am »
Quote from: corbe on May 31, 2021, 12:04:19 am
   Hospitals usually block all p0rn access @sneakypete

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Ok,so I will just have my ex visit me. She is between husbands right now,so that should work out ok.
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2021, 03:30:56 am »
   Probably TMI but I had sex in a hospital patients bathroom, with the patient, complete with portable IV.  It was lousy.
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2021, 03:54:55 pm »
OK, nice. I like this thread.

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« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2021, 09:33:05 pm »
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« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2021, 02:10:59 am »
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« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2021, 02:20:29 am »
A Feather (weight) and a Red (splotch) Indian walk into a bar....
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« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2021, 02:32:28 am »
I've just about had it with this tomfoolery....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W8gADOplmY
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« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2021, 03:09:41 pm »
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« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2021, 03:18:37 pm »
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LOL!  I have that print framed/mounted in my living room.

It's says "ad occhi chiusi" on top and "OLD RACING" on the bottom.

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« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2021, 03:23:53 pm »
   I had to look up that Italian "ad occhi chiusi" @DCPatriot in English it means "with your eyes closed", right?
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« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2021, 03:46:30 pm »
Quote from: corbe on June 02, 2021, 03:23:53 pm
   I had to look up that Italian "ad occhi chiusi" @DCPatriot in English it means "with your eyes closed", right?

LOL!  You just taught me, @corbe

I bought it at a flea market already framed.  Seller told me it was a marketing campaign for an Italian Motorcycle company and quite popular back in the day. 
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« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2021, 04:42:07 pm »
Quote from: sneakypete on May 30, 2021, 11:00:49 pm
BTW,I will be going back into the hospital for a few days tomorrow,so yall behave yourselves while I am gone.

Today is day three...
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« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2021, 04:50:42 pm »
   Damn @thackney I hope he's OK or recovering well. 
   US OLD MEN heal a lot slower, it seems. I had 15 stitches 8 days ago and just put on jeans for the first time since.  Can't even mow my small yard or drive.

    Thank You @Texas Robin for EVERYTHING!!!!!!



     PS: I'm out of Cherry Bourbon Jell-O Shots.  66666heart
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