In Push For Diversity, Military Canine Units To Give Equal Opportunities To Chihuahuas (Babylon Bee

[PeteS in CA]

In Push For Diversity, Military Canine Units To Give Equal Opportunities To Chihuahuas

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-push-for-diversity-military-canine-units-to-give-equal-opportunities-to-chihuahuas

LACKLAND AFB, TX—Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has directed all branches of the military to step up diversity efforts when it comes to working dogs in canine units. For the first time, the military-- which has always favored German Shepherds in the past-- will admit other breeds such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians.
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So far, there have been no Chihuahuas capable of taking down a 250-pound man by the arm, so the military has elected to eliminate that test altogether.

Chinese Cresteds too?