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Offline PeteS in CA

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With Pandemic Ending, People Who Yell At Others To Wear Masks In Danger Of Never Feeling Important A
« on: March 02, 2021, 08:13:59 pm »
With Pandemic Ending, People Who Yell At Others To Wear Masks In Danger Of Never Feeling Important Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-vaccine-ending-pandemic-people-who-yell-at-other-people-to-put-on-their-masks-worried-theyll-never-feel-important-again

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U.S.—There’s a light at the end of the tunnel for the pandemic as vaccine distribution continues to increase, and soon the whole ordeal will be over. While most people are celebrating this development, it has filled others with worry -- especially those who have taken it upon themselves to yell at people who aren’t wearing masks. They have a sinking feeling they’re never going to feel important ever again.

“I’ve never felt so alive as when I’ve gotten in people’s faces, saying, ‘Where’s your mask?! Where’s your mask?!’” said Karen Hughes. “I’m basically stopping murderers. And, let’s face it, with my lack of skills and annoying personality, this is the highlight of my life.”
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If, as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, https://www.poynter.org/fact-checking/2021/robert-f-kennedy-jr-said-the-covid-19-vaccine-is-the-deadliest-vaccine-ever-made-thats-not-true/ , https://gospelnewsnetwork.org/2021/11/23/covid-shots-are-the-deadliest-vaccines-in-medical-history/ , The Vaccine is deadly, where in the US have Pfizer and Moderna hidden the millions of bodies of those who died of "vaccine injury"? Is reality a Big Pharma Shill?

Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

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Re: With Pandemic Ending, People Who Yell At Others To Wear Masks In Danger Of Never Feeling Importa
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2021, 08:18:35 pm »
You may think this is satire, but there is a lot of truth to it.
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Re: With Pandemic Ending, People Who Yell At Others To Wear Masks In Danger Of Never Feeling Importa
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2021, 08:19:41 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on March 02, 2021, 08:18:35 pm
You may think this is satire, but there is a lot of truth to it.

The line between the Bee and real life is very very narrow these days!
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Re: With Pandemic Ending, People Who Yell At Others To Wear Masks In Danger Of Never Feeling Importa
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2021, 08:40:18 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on March 02, 2021, 08:18:35 pm
You may think this is satire, but there is a lot of truth to it.

Nah. mask nannies get punched in the face if i can help it. That is the proper reply, at least in polite company...
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Re: With Pandemic Ending, People Who Yell At Others To Wear Masks In Danger Of Never Feeling Importa
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2021, 08:42:58 pm »
Quote from: roamer_1 on March 02, 2021, 08:40:18 pm
Nah. mask nannies get punched in the face

You misspelled 'nazis'.
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If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and that is moral, then it is not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power.     -Dwight Eisenhower-

"The [U.S.] Constitution is a limitation on the government, not on private individuals ... it does not prescribe the conduct of private individuals, only the conduct of the government ... it is not a charter for government power, but a charter of the citizen's protection against the government."     -Ayn Rand-

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Re: With Pandemic Ending, People Who Yell At Others To Wear Masks In Danger Of Never Feeling Importa
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2021, 08:45:16 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on March 02, 2021, 08:42:58 pm
You misspelled 'nazis'.


Yup... I sure did.  :beer: :patriot: :seeya:
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