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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #350 on: May 04, 2021, 11:53:48 PM »
Please tell me he has some sort of illness that explains that extremely unhealthy looking physique. Maybe a woman transitioning to a man?
 

 Biceps are not required to squeeze an Avocado @jmyrlefuller 
 
 Besides, I'm a really skinny F*k (less my mandatory 20lbs in the gut for the covid cause) but I do have a serious case of cacomorphobia, so there's always that.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #351 on: May 05, 2021, 02:00:58 PM »
 

 Biceps are not required to squeeze an Avocado @jmyrlefuller 
 
 Besides, I'm a really skinny F*k (less my mandatory 20lbs in the gut for the covid cause) but I do have a serious case of cacomorphobia, so there's always that.
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I would crush a wooly mammoth.
If I was hungry...and no White Castle in the area...
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #352 on: May 05, 2021, 03:19:30 PM »
Three calls every day about my car warranty.
These guys (strangers who I have never met or known)
Just 'out of the blue' these guys are CRAZY concerned with my car?
I don't even own a car. I go by Lyft or Uber.
OK? I guess? You can obsess on my (does not exist) car.
Thank you for caring.
(I was never this worried about my car even when I had one)
Keep worrying yourself to death over my 'car'
For me, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #353 on: May 05, 2021, 04:20:49 PM »
Three calls every day about my car warranty.
These guys (strangers who I have never met or known)
Just 'out of the blue' these guys are CRAZY concerned with my car?
I don't even own a car. I go by Lyft or Uber.
OK? I guess? You can obsess on my (does not exist) car.
Thank you for caring.
(I was never this worried about my car even when I had one)
Keep worrying yourself to death over my 'car'
For me, I have no idea what the hell you are talking about
I own a herd, with a half dozen up and running any given time. If I'm feeling like having a little fun, I just ask them if they cover my '41 International...
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #354 on: May 06, 2021, 11:14:35 PM »
Just got a call, for real.
All it said was that I won a 'lucky number'.
Are people really this bleep STUPID?
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.
If they kill their own with no conscience, there is nothing to stop them from killing you.
Rational fear and anger at vicious murderous Islamic terrorists is the same as irrational antisemitism, according to the Leftists.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #355 on: May 07, 2021, 12:14:53 AM »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #356 on: May 07, 2021, 02:33:16 PM »
Just got a call, for real.
All it said was that I won a 'lucky number'.
Are people really this bleep STUPID?
Someone called my mother this morning saying that they were form the Kaiser pharmacy and she owed money. Pretty interesting because, 1. no pharmacy gives you a bandaid without being paid first and, 2. I handle all her medication orders and use the mail order pharmacy and they sure as hell don't send squat without charging her card first. I told her next time some calls with something like that tell them to mail a bill or right it off because they aren't getting squat over the phone.

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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #357 on: May 07, 2021, 05:09:41 PM »
Three calls every day about my car warranty.
These guys (strangers who I have never met or known)
Just 'out of the blue' these guys are CRAZY concerned with my car?
I don't even own a car.

These are my favorite to mess with.  I always push #1 to get a live person.  The first question they ask is for make and model to verify their records.  I turn it around by asking them to tell me the make and model they have listed on their records.

It all goes downhill from there.
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #358 on: May 08, 2021, 02:26:56 AM »
    One for the Ladies here.



Really??? Is that the best you could come with @corbe. Next time I will pick out Mr Buff :tongue2:
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #359 on: May 08, 2021, 10:23:09 PM »
   This is the best damn Cat Video I've seen all year,



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnMDBP6a-p4&t=15s
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Re: The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2021
« Reply #360 on: May 08, 2021, 10:32:38 PM »
« Last Edit: May 08, 2021, 10:33:34 PM by corbe »
No government in the 12,000 years of modern mankind history has led its people into anything but the history books with a simple lesson, don't let this happen to you.