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Offline PeteS in CA

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To Save Time, The Babylon Bee Will Now Just Republish Everything Biden Says Verbatim
« on: December 02, 2020, 09:25:32 pm »
To Save Time, The Babylon Bee Will Now Just Republish Everything Biden Says Verbatim

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-offered-position-as-staff-writer-at-the-babylon-bee

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The Bible tells us to work smarter, not harder. Or, better yet, don't work at all if you can help it. You can look it up. It's in the Proverbs somewhere.

That's why we're announcing today that we will simply be republishing everything Joe Biden says word for word rather than spending a lot of time and effort writing satire.

We at The Babylon Bee realized we were spending all this time trying to satirize Joe Biden when, frankly, he just can't be satirized. He's doing all the hard work for us with statements like "You ain't black!" and, of gun violence, that "150 million people have been killed since 2007."

Another time satire and truth are coincident.
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Re: To Save Time, The Babylon Bee Will Now Just Republish Everything Biden Says Verbatim
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2020, 05:40:39 pm »




It is always good to save time when a more economical effort is available.

That is Joseph is his own satire.

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