Yes, the military can be and is quite "absurdist". Some of those things they're whining about exist within the civilian sector. I had to take a piss test prior to employment and some still do. We also police up around flightlines, airplanes and such...it's part of preventing damage to airplanes.
But there's nothing more annoying, or should I say, absurd, than a page claiming to know of all things military yet can't properly identify USAF airmen vs. soldiers, nor spell cord (chord) correctly among other things.