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Offline PeteS in CA

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EXCLUSIVE: Anonymous Sources Report The Atlantic’s Sources Are Lying Pedophiles

https://lidblog.com/the-atlantics-sources/

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This morning I spoke to Twenty-nine different sources who asked me to keep their names a secret, plus one who suffers from the same affliction as Joe Biden, so he couldn’t tell me his name. It slipped his memory. Each of my contacts knows all six of the sources for the Atlantic story about Trump disrespecting the military.  the Atlantic’s sources

My anonymous sources tell me that Jeff Goldberg’s unknown sources are liars. They also claim that all of Goldberg’s sources are adult men who are attracted to little boys.

They also like softball, well at least two of them like softball. That pair plays in the same corporate softball league as the Atlantic Magazine’s management.

All thirty of my unnamed sources also report that Jeffrey Goldberg’s unknown sources are drug addicts. They don’t however, smoke crack. They smoke belly button lint. Not one of the Atlantic six sources has made a truthful statement since they got hooked on smoking belly button lint.

Not the Babylon Bee but, IMO, Bee-worthy!
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Millions now living should have died. Anti-Covid-Vaxxer ghouls hardest hit.

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Yep ... "Anonymous Sources" ....
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