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Generals Say Most Young Americans are Too Fat or Dumb To Serve in Military

Rob Fox, May 24, 2020 10:33 am
 

Breaking: Your C student nephew perpetually covered in Flaming Hot Cheetos crumbs is not warrior material. Not unless the United States builds an army of robots and lets him command them with an X-Box controller from his futon, anyway. The German army in World War II ran on meth. The U.S. military of the 21st Century will run on Mountain Dew.

Mission: Readiness is a bipartisan organization of 750 retired generals and admirals, and it is once again worried that America’s fat, undereducated, pill-addicted youths might not do well on the battlefields of the 21st Century. According to their most recent study, entitled “Unhealthy and Unprepared” (about as straightforward as you’d expect generals and admirals to be) 71% of all young people in the U.S. between the ages of 17 and 24 are not qualified for military service. Obesity alone disqualifies 31% of them, the report says. (Drug usage and lack of education disqualify the rest.)

https://rare.us/rare-news/across-the-u-s-a/generals-too-fat-too-dumb/

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And yet, they turn down someone who's an Honor Student, Eagle Scout and scored in the 90th percentile on the ASVAB because of a mild, one-time case of eczema?   :shrug: :shrug:

Quit yer bitchin' "Generals" and do something about your recruitment/enlistment requirements.
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