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Offline Elderberry

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American Military News by Jayati Ramakrishnan - The Oregonian 3/21/2020

One Oregon police department recently urged people not to dial 911 for toilet paper shortages — but a second one received a report about a real toilet paper emergency this weekend.

Eugene police said a resident filed an online report saying that overnight Saturday, a thief had smashed the rear window of their SUV and stole valuables — including two 30-roll packs of toilet paper. The thief also took some business and personal items, according to Eugene police.

Eugene Police Spokeswoman Melinda McLaughlin said it’s unclear if the thief broke the windows specifically to steal the toilet paper.

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Re: Thief smashed car window and stole toilet paper, Oregon police say
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2020, 08:14:41 pm »
What is this obsession with toilet paper?  It's not dysentery we're dealing with here!
And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know what this was all about.