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Offline Slide Rule

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Bloomberg Editorial Board Endorses Mike Bloomberg: BabylonBee
« on: February 20, 2020, 12:47:45 pm »

Bloomberg Editorial Board Endorses Mike Bloomberg

February 19th, 2020

NEW YORK, NY—The Bloomberg News Editorial Board has endorsed Mike
Bloomberg for president.

While other publications are endorsing multiple candidates or communists,
Bloomberg Opinion says they've found the right man for the job: Mike Bloomberg.

"He's a really swell guy," wrote the editorial team. "We always have a good time
when good ol' Mike is around. His ideas are great, dogs and children love him, and
honestly, it's our completely unbiased opinion that he's just the #1 man for the job.
Vote Mike Bloomberg!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/bloomberg-editorial-board-endorses-mike-bloomberg
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Re: Bloomberg Editorial Board Endorses Mike Bloomberg: BabylonBee
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2020, 01:15:02 pm »
Children love him because they use him AS second base.

Dogs love him because they think he is a fire hydrant.
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Re: Bloomberg Editorial Board Endorses Mike Bloomberg: BabylonBee
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2020, 02:08:47 pm »
Sorta like a guy on death row endorsing OJ Simpson.
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Re: Bloomberg Editorial Board Endorses Mike Bloomberg: BabylonBee
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2020, 03:08:05 pm »
Not exactly satire...does anybody doubt who Bloomberg News is going to endorse?
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