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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1500 on: March 13, 2020, 10:36:43 pm »
Quote from: Hoodat on March 13, 2020, 08:12:44 pm
Just got back from Wal-mart.  No bread.  No water.  No soup.  No canned tomatoes.  No TP.  No iso-propanol.  And NO VITAMIN-C !!!!!

Made another stop at Kroger.  Was able to score milk, eggs, bread, and vitamin C, but they were about to run out of all of them.  Looks like panic has hit Metro Atlanta.
I went to Kroger today and got everything on my list - but tp, canned soup, water, etc., were not on my list in the first place. The tp shelves were empty; I didn't think to look for those other items.

 I did manage to get Corona beer (and dress a bottle up as Dr. Corona), as my new profile pic indicates.  :beer:
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1501 on: March 13, 2020, 10:43:48 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on March 13, 2020, 10:36:43 pm
I went to Kroger today and got everything on my list - but tp, canned soup, water, etc., were not on my list in the first place. The tp shelves were empty; I didn't think to look for those other items.

 I did manage to get Corona beer (and dress a bottle up as Dr. Corona), as my new profile pic indicates.  :beer:
You guys must live on a different planet than me.
I just asked my sister/wife if we need some toilet paper?
She said, What is toilet paper? I don't know.
Better cook that squirrel before he goes bad.
Goddamm White people is crazy.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1502 on: March 13, 2020, 10:47:15 pm »
Our house is pretty much surrounded by woods. There are plenty of leaves. We don't need no steekin' toilet paper.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1503 on: March 13, 2020, 11:03:42 pm »
Quote from: 240B on March 13, 2020, 10:43:48 pm
You guys must live on a different planet than me.
I just asked my sister/wife if we need some toilet paper?
She said, What is toilet paper? I don't know.
Better cook that squirrel before he goes bad.
Goddamm White people is crazy.

sister/wife?

Same person?
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1504 on: March 13, 2020, 11:07:20 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on March 13, 2020, 10:47:15 pm
Our house is pretty much surrounded by woods. There are plenty of leaves. We don't need no steekin' toilet paper.

I have a shower, I'm good.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1505 on: March 13, 2020, 11:10:06 pm »
Big run on Lysol too .

A home goods store had it up front yesterday, today, all gone.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1506 on: March 13, 2020, 11:12:39 pm »
Quote from: mountaineer on March 13, 2020, 10:47:15 pm
Our house is pretty much surrounded by woods. There are plenty of leaves. We don't need no steekin' toilet paper.

You probably have a cat too.

Self cleaning...
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1507 on: March 13, 2020, 11:17:33 pm »
Quote from: DB on March 13, 2020, 11:12:39 pm
You probably have a cat too.

Self cleaning...
Nope, no pets.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1508 on: March 13, 2020, 11:18:59 pm »
Quote from: DB on March 13, 2020, 11:12:39 pm
You probably have a cat too.

Self cleaning...

Reminds me of a story about a bear and a rabbit who were in the woods taking a dump.  The bear looked over at the rabbit and said, "Say there, Rabbit.  Do you ever have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"  The rabbit replied, "Why no, not at all, Mr. Bear."  So the bear reached over, scooped up the rabbit, and wiped his butt with him.


True story.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1509 on: March 13, 2020, 11:23:56 pm »
President Trump wanted to postpone the Olympics due to coronavirus but Japan said no deal

American Military News by   Chris Ryan - NJ Advance Media Group March 13, 2020

https://americanmilitarynews.com/2020/03/president-trump-wanted-to-postpone-the-olympics-due-to-coronavirus-but-japan-said-no-deal/

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While speaking to reporters at the White House on Thursday, President Donald Trump proposed pushing the 2020 Summer Olympics back one year due to the coronavirus outbreak.

The Olympics are schedule to be hosted by Japan this summer.

“I just can’t see having no people there. In other words, not allowing people,” Trump said on Thursday. “Maybe, and this is just my idea, maybe they postpone it for a year.”

However, Japan’s Olympic Minister, Seiko Hashimoto, shot down that idea.

“The IOC and the organizing committee are not considering cancellation or a postponement — absolutely not at all,” Hashimoto said, according to USA TODAY.

More at link.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1510 on: March 14, 2020, 12:13:18 am »
Quote from: DB on March 13, 2020, 11:03:42 pm
sister/wife?

Same person?
I never asked.
But in the big ball of everything being everything
does it matter that I consider my sister to be
Whammah Jammah as a polite question.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1511 on: March 14, 2020, 12:44:39 am »
Quote from: 240B on March 13, 2020, 10:28:52 pm
Done and Done.
I'm behind the dumpster, next to the PopEyes Chicken place.
Don't be late.

'and bring the stuff' you know what i need.

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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1512 on: March 14, 2020, 12:46:04 am »
Installed this today



Don't need no toilet paper!
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1513 on: March 14, 2020, 01:00:21 am »
Well, since we've touched on the subject of tp ---  (quite frankly I'm hoping that tp production will be ramped up before we run out)  Corn husks?  So, tell me what then do yo do with the 'used' corn husk?  Throw it into an empty field might be an option, but those that don't have a convenient empty field near by ... throwing it in the garbage sounds like a disease spreading disaster just waiting to happen.

15 Ways To Wipe Your Butt When The Toilet Paper Is Gone

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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1514 on: March 14, 2020, 01:14:27 am »
Quote from: Bigun on March 14, 2020, 12:46:04 am
Installed this today



Don't need no toilet paper!

This takes a bit longer, but it is portable.  (And it works on your teeth, too)



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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1515 on: March 14, 2020, 01:51:17 am »
Quote from: libertybele on March 14, 2020, 01:00:21 am
Well, since we've touched on the subject of tp ---  (quite frankly I'm hoping that tp production will be ramped up before we run out)  Corn husks?  So, tell me what then do yo do with the 'used' corn husk?  Throw it into an empty field might be an option, but those that don't have a convenient empty field near by ... throwing it in the garbage sounds like a disease spreading disaster just waiting to happen.

15 Ways To Wipe Your Butt When The Toilet Paper Is Gone

https://urbansurvivalsite.com/ways-to-wipe-your-butt-when-the-toilet-paper-is-gone/

What a wimp. @corbe  uses pine cones when he wants to feel extra fresh.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1516 on: March 14, 2020, 01:55:45 am »
I don't know how this all works but the government may have lifted some "trucking restrictions", talking about hours and all of that, so those goods, lysol or whatever will be on the way.

This really should be for some more serious discussion, this isn't comedy central.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1517 on: March 14, 2020, 01:57:44 am »
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What a wimp. @corbe  uses pine cones when he wants to feel extra fresh.

   I know this to be rumored about me @DB but I am down to just 2 rolls of TP and am not worried, proving once again that quite a few Briefers are wrong, I am not full of $hit.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1518 on: March 14, 2020, 01:57:50 am »
A serious thread needs a little levity from time to time.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1519 on: March 14, 2020, 02:07:28 am »
   



  $hit, now I'm really depressed.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1520 on: March 14, 2020, 02:09:23 am »
Davey Crockett toilet paper


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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1521 on: March 14, 2020, 02:12:50 am »
Quote from: DB on March 14, 2020, 01:57:50 am
A serious thread needs a little levity from time to time.

I agree but as you say "a little"... this has been on all day, I'm not judging anyone here, understand that.

I do think some people may find the topic important though, at the same time and maybe some people might be looking in to see what's happening.  Onlookers. Remember, we should also serve a community service.

Anyway, everyone has a view and that's mine. I'm not telling anyone what to do but we might think about it. Now, we are into outhouse humor. Again, I'm using my freedom of speech too.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1522 on: March 14, 2020, 02:14:17 am »
There's a way to make toilet paper from a square post-it note by folding it twice into a smaller square, tearing off the center corner, putting your finger through the hole, and going to town.  Then use the corner piece to clean your nails.
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1523 on: March 14, 2020, 02:18:57 am »
   It's the nature of the human critter to want to laugh at or with the adversity they face in their daily struggle to maintain a balance between wrong and right ~ that Sagan dude
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Re: Coronavirus, comprehensive and updates discussion
« Reply #1524 on: March 14, 2020, 02:21:23 am »
Corona and Covid


Most popular girls' and boys' names respectively, this coming Christmas due to the national shut down of NBA/NHL/MLB, the Masters?

   
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