This presidential race has it all: new age guru-ette, gay guy who looks like Alfred E. Newman,
faux Injun who wants to drink Bud Light with everyone, amiable Asian guy, a couple of billionaires trying to buy the whole thing - and one ancient token child predator with furry legs. Too bad the original furry, one fake Mexican named Robby O'Rourke, already dropped out.
C'mon, man!