When I went to Vegas to celebrate my birthday a few months ago, I ended up with an older woman at a bar the last night of my stay. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old and in fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
After a couple of cocktails, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?'
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'
We went back to her place and as we walked in she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs...
'Mom, you still awake?'