Why did Jill fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Jill.
Where did Jill go on her bike
No where
What did Jill get for Christmas?
Gloves!
Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box
Why did Jill cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt
What’s worse than Jill in a trash can?
Jill in thirteen trash cans.