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Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communism
« on: August 20, 2019, 12:51:37 am »


HONG KONG—As soon as Bernie Sanders heard about the democratic protesters in Hong Kong, he knew something had to be done. The U.S. senator quickly chartered a flight to Hong Kong in order to throw himself into the fray.

Sanders bravely stood in the middle of the conflict between police and protesters, shouting at the "ungrateful little dissenters" that they don't know how good they have it under a Communist regime.

"Remember, you could have it a lot worse---you could be in America!" Sanders bellowed as police officers for the totalitarian regime beat protesters in the background. "Hey, you! You on the floor there! You're not looking very appreciative of living in one of the greatest Communist countries on earth!" Sanders continued his long-winded rant about the need for the government to own the means of production, how great breadlines are, and how bad things are in capitalist America as protesters got dragged away by police to be disappeared.

https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-arrives-in-hong-kong-to-lecture-protesters-on-how-good-they-have-it-under-communism
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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2019, 01:04:23 am »
We know his allegiance now.

A Chinese shill.
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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2019, 01:30:33 am »
The Bee does it again.  :silly:
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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2019, 02:03:05 am »
I don't know what they pay the writers at the Bee, but they earn every cent of it. Best Satire (not satire at times it seems) on the web.
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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2019, 02:24:14 am »
Quote from: Sighlass on August 20, 2019, 02:03:05 am
I don't know what they pay the writers at the Bee, but they earn every cent of it. Best Satire (not satire at times it seems) on the web.

TBR  has a good one...John Semmons.  His latest is always on our home page at the top, right under the banner.  Check him out!  Does a weekly piece for us.
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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2019, 03:17:50 am »
Under Mounting Pressure From Snopes, Babylon Bee Writers Forced To Admit They Are Not Real Journalists

https://babylonbee.com/news/under-mounting-pressure-from-snopes-babylon-bee-writers-forced-to-admit-they-are-not-real-journalists

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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2019, 04:00:19 am »
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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2019, 01:35:52 pm »
Quote from: Sighlass on August 20, 2019, 03:17:50 am
Under Mounting Pressure From Snopes, Babylon Bee Writers Forced To Admit They Are Not Real Journalists

https://babylonbee.com/news/under-mounting-pressure-from-snopes-babylon-bee-writers-forced-to-admit-they-are-not-real-journalists
And Snopes is a liberal shill, we can call it even.
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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2019, 02:46:51 pm »
Quote from: verga on August 20, 2019, 01:35:52 pm
And Snopes is a liberal shill, we can call it even.

BB is doing a masterful job of trolling Snopes. :rolling:
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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2019, 02:53:14 pm »
The time is coming when the Bee can accurately label their articles "Next Month's News" (maybe "Next Week's"?).
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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2019, 02:53:49 pm »
Quote from: austingirl on August 20, 2019, 01:30:33 am
The Bee does it again.  :silly:

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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2019, 02:56:47 pm »
Quote from: Sighlass on August 20, 2019, 02:03:05 am
I don't know what they pay the writers at the Bee, but they earn every cent of it. Best Satire (not satire at times it seems) on the web.

They are the modern day version of Laugh In's "Look at the News...News of the Past, Present and Future"
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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2019, 03:03:22 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 20, 2019, 02:24:14 am
TBR  has a good one...John Semmons.  His latest is always on our home page at the top, right under the banner.  Check him out!  Does a weekly piece for us.

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Re: Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communi
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2019, 03:43:39 pm »
Quote from: The Ghost on August 20, 2019, 02:56:47 pm
They are the modern day version of Laugh In's "Look at the News...News of the Past, Present and Future"

I've been watching the reruns of Laugh In, starting with the pilot episode (before Goldie Hawn) on my Fire Stick.  So, What's the news across the Nation?
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« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2019, 07:22:35 pm »
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on August 20, 2019, 03:43:39 pm
I've been watching the reruns of Laugh In, starting with the pilot episode (before Goldie Hawn) on my Fire Stick.  So, What's the news across the Nation?


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