Beto O'Rourke's campaign is going so badly no one's bothering to dig up dirt

[austingirl]

America Rising, which has cornered the market on opposition research on the nearly two dozen presidential contenders, has tracked what it considers a steady decline in the public’s interest in O’Rourke.
The Republican National Committee, known for slinging insults about Democrats into mainstream consciousness, has not received any requests from reporters for O’Rourke information in recent weeks, according to a senior official.


https://www.mediaite.com/election-2020/beto-orourkes-campaign-is-going-so-badly-that-no-ones-even-bothering-to-dig-up-dirt-on-him-anymore/


He wants a Fox townhall after Buttdigger's was such a success(farce)

[austingirl]

When asked if he would appear on Fox, beta Bobby gave his stock answer, "Absolutely!" Same answer he gave when asked if he'd tear down the wall in El Paso.

He's an overgrown teenager. I'm eagerly looking for him to announce he's dropping out and going on another dirt-eating, navel-gazing walkabout.

[dfwgator]

Too bad Beto, you're the wrong sexual orientation.

[verga]

Every time i see his name I automatically read it as Beta.

[Wingnut]

Too bad Beto, you're the wrong sexual orientation.

And a white Irishman to boot. 

And no one wants the Irish.