You and Chewy both. Me neither, I have a herd of catz (one of whom is named "Chewy"). Big city parks are a place I would openly carry some heat.
Almost true. I have been to one (of several) city park a handful of times in the last two decades... And as luck would have it, I will be there again this month for a birthday at one of the pavilions... and no doubt my mamma will drag me down there to see the rose gardens this year, which, as a dutiful son, will probably become an annual event.
But as a general rule, you are exactly right. There is little I need from a city park. I go to the cemetery 10 times as often, and that ain't very much. Even so, I ain't prone to picking up dog crap. Heck, I don't even pick up dog crap in the yard. One of the nifty things about an ozzie shepherd is that their poop is light enough to be lifted by the grass growing... So it all goes right up the mower chute. It's a feature.