...OK, so I sit on this park bench, right after strenuous exercise. I need hydration, it’s hot, big rural park. I twist the top off my expensive bottle of water and as I turn my head, this dog -off leash- is inches off my face and licks the bottle top before I could take my first life-saving sip.
Meanwhile, the owner is approaching and greets me “hello!†with a idiot smile on his face.
Hello? You jerk – and your little dog, too!