The Official TBR Silliness Thread---2019

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[Gefn]

Bambi!

[jmyrlefuller]

Seen on an Internet meme:

‘‘Believe in yourself. Even if no one else will.’’ —Sasquatch

[Gefn]

Seen on an Internet meme:

‘‘Believe in yourself. Even if no one else will.’’ —Sasquatch

I love this.

[PeteS in CA]

https://babylonbee.com/news/wear-church-handy-guide-denomination

What Should You Wear To Church? A Handy Guide For Each Denomination

Whether you’re visiting your parents’ stuffy old Baptist church or piling into the family minivan because the kids are begging to ride the roller coaster at the sleek new megachurch down the street, the age-old question persists: what should you wear?

Wonder no longer, good and faithful servant. We sent a team of Babylon Bee agents to over two thousand churches, big and small, new and old, all across the land to research customs, dress codes, fashion do’s and fashion don’ts. This exhaustively researched article is the result, and it’s absolutely packed with helpful fashion tips.
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Baptist—When you hit the local Baptist church, dust off your best polo shirt and slacks, like Jesus wore. Women should be sure to wear long enough skirts, lest they should cause a brother to stumble by flashing too much ankle.

Calvary Chapel—God is worthy of our Sunday best, so make sure you pick out your finest sandals, shorts, and Hawaiian print shirt when you show your face at one of your city’s fifty-eight Calvary Chapel churches. The hardcore believers will be touting a copy of Left Behind or The Late Great Planet Earth tucked beneath their arm.
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Non-Denominational Megachurch—Whatever you woke up in. If it’s good enough to party in late Saturday night and crash on your couch in, it’s good enough for God. If you overdress by wearing a shirt that doesn’t show some skin or a low-key, modest outfit, you’ll stick out like a sore thumb!

Pentecostal—Go with something loose and flowing—anything good for waving your arms around in or flopping around like Magikarp. Secret pockets and compartments you can use to stow a tambourine or dancing ribbon are useful.

[PeteS in CA]

Seen on an Internet meme:

‘‘Believe in yourself. Even if no one else will.’’ —Sasquatch

He organizes trail runs, too, http://www.sasquatchracing.com/ .

[Right_in_Virginia]

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[Right_in_Virginia]

[Right_in_Virginia]

[sneakypete]

@Right_in_Virginia

The evil bastids! What idea will they steal from the west next?

[Right_in_Virginia]

@Right_in_Virginia

The evil bastids! What idea will they steal from the west next?

     @sneakypete

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[sneakypete]

@corbe

I gotta admit,I laughed out loud at that one.

IF it is real,it would be the perfect Christmas gift to relatives that live in Fla.

[sneakypete]

@corbe

Probably be a kinder and gentler death. Robots don't hold grudges to the point where they lose their freaking minds.

[Right_in_Virginia]

[Right_in_Virginia]

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[EasyAce]

Found around the web . . .

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs up the phone.

The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

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[Cyber Liberty]

If somebody finds the easier way, I'm going to arrange an ass-kicking party for him.  Like the guy who invented a bra that doesn't jiggle in the slightest.

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